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Molten lava dick

The ultimate trap for big women on tinder step one by a molten lava chocolate cake from Chili’s to go step to invite a big woman from Tinder step three stick a dick in Cake step for let her enjoy
Hey bro I had this fat bitch come over and she enjoyed this molten lava dick
by Cheeseburger 6969420 August 9, 2021
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Lava

B-rad: I can’t wait for a mouthful of hot lava

Chad: I’ve got a horn full ready to erupt.

B-rad: only if you let me keep the change
by hectorzeroni69 May 3, 2018
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Lava caking

The act of defecating on a penis whilst inside of an anus
She started lava caking on me right before I was about to bust inside her butthole!
by Spanky pervert September 27, 2024
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Mini-Lava Flow

The act of having a chub cock and beating it off. When you finally cum the penis is 2” above the wrap of your hand and semen blasts in the air and some trickles down your hand like miniature lava flows.. you then flick the semen that’s around your think band pointer finger at an object eg a woman a dog a small animal and so on
Me:Damn mike Shannon’s mad at me!
Mike:why
Me:I was performing a Mini-Lava Flow for my girlfriend Shannon and I thought the lava the pooled on the bottom of my hand would look good on her so I flicked it and hit her near the eyes with it
Mike:Damn, savage
by King anal hair February 16, 2019
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Lava

Lava a is volcano cum. The volcano cumshots the lava.
by Mo0ny_ April 8, 2022
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chocolate lava cake

A masterpiece of fine dining in which a woman bends over and spreads her ass cheeks as a man pours boiling water down her anal cavity and sticks his dick inside this piece of culinary craftsmanship. Gordon Ramsey, eat your heart/ass out!
I made quite the mess in the bedroom last night when Beatrizabella and I created a chocolate lava cake. Unfortunately, her asshole was too weak; as we performed this, I got a little hot cherry fudge surprise all over my mouth in the process.
by Kai the Spy April 19, 2024
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Broken Lava Lamp

Person 1: Damn her makeup is running
Person: And she just got dumped
Person 3: Yeah, she's a broken lava lamp
by loopydroop October 3, 2019
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