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Cheerio Landmine

When small children drop cheerios all over the floor and an adult later steps on one. Instead of exploding like a landmind, you hear a crunch and the cheerio turns to a fine powder that is almost impossible to clean up without a vacuum.
Heather: "Anna please eat your cheerios in the chair!!!"

Anna: "OK Mommy!" (Running off with cheerios in hand to see what is outside leaving a trail of cheerios.)

Tom: (Wakes from sleep, another long night of taking care of the screaming kids) "Oh I am so tired.." CRUNCH "Oh damn it, I just stepped on a cheerio landmine. Get the vacuum!!! ANNNNAAAAA!!!!!!"
by tpwhite49 August 24, 2012
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Lana

L: Likes to goof around and make dad jokes
A: Apparently the shows and movies you recommend are added to her “watch list”

N: Nice, caring, and a beautiful human being
A: An expert on any beauty or skin care related issues. Like she should be a dermatologist fr

All in all, Lana is a joy to be around and very resourceful. Blunt in a funny way, finds humor in everything. Questionable taste when it comes to memes/shows/movies but occasionally would recommend a good show or send a good meme. Got any skin care question? Ask Lana. Want a good spot to go eat or do anything? Ask Lana. Have a quantum physics question? Ask Lana. May we all have a Lana in our lives.
A: “have you ever met a bad Lana?”

B:”nah”
A:”hey man we’re planning this heist we need a good plan”

B: “let me ask lana”
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Lana

A woman of high quality that possesses impeccable taste and flawless beauty. The original girl that lives life well-grounded and drama free. The genuine article; 'bout near perfect. She is, without question, the best friend you could ever hope to have.
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Lovely appearance. A pretty girl that has a big heart. Whilst she may be very pretty and kind but she acts too old for her age. She will most likely be a young mother or addict of something at a young age.
Oh your being such a Lana
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Lana

Lana it's popular short name of full name Svitlana/Sweetlana (most in Ukraine). Lana is a creative person, who often work in art field. She is beautiful, stylish woman. Every man is interested by this girl.
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Extremely hot girl, who's independent, intelligent, and sexy all in one. You wish you were her, or were in her. Has amazing taste for everything, shy at times. Don't make her mad or you'll regret it.
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girl: damn look at that it's Lana

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