I Love Lamp

A quote from "Anchorman - The Ledgend of Ron Burgandy"

Brick Tamland: I love... carpet.

Brick Tamland: I love... desk.

Ron Burgundy: Brick, are you just looking at things in the office and saying that you love them?

Brick Tamland: I love lamp.

Ron Burgundy: Do you really love the lamp, or are you just saying it because you saw it?

Brick Tamland: I love lamp. I love lamp.

I Love Lamp by Dave and the Mission September 11, 2009

Wet Lamp Post 

Sexual activity, where the male's penis is drenched in a beverage (such as alcohol) and then sucked clean by a partner.

"Hey foxy grandpa, can I give you a wet lamp post?"

Wet Lamp Post by Webster That's Me November 21, 2011

rub the magic lamp 

To masturbate, especially applicable to males.

She rubs the magic lamp more than any girl I've ever met.

rub the magic lamp by J. Kimble August 1, 2005

lava lamp 

(n./v.) to masturbate into a condom and then fill it with water and tie it. thus creating a lava lamp-like object to be hidden in the houses of friends as a revolting prank.

we lava lamped his underwear drawer and he didnt know what to do.

we put the lava lamp in his car and when he found it, it popped.

lava lamp by thelavalampingbandit August 18, 2010

leg lamp 

The coolest lamp ever, made popular by the movie "A Christmas Story". A sexy lamp of a woman's leg.

Merry Christmas! I bought you a leg lamp.

leg lamp by RoseRoseRose454684565968968456 October 24, 2009

Heat lamp pizza 

Pizza genre widely-available in Manhattan, the five boroughs, and northern New Jersey. Typically involves a 24-inch pie with floppy slices that must be eaten with both hands. Pies are usually under a heat lamp for 15 - 45 minutes and re-heated in the oven when purchased. Dubious nuitritional value but undisputed utility as a drinking cushion.

"Ray's" pizzerias in Midtown West, West Village and Lower Eastpacking serve up heat lamp pizza.

Heat lamp pizza by IloveNJ May 25, 2009

cookie lamp 

When you put a cookie in or on a lamp for a person to find at a later time or date.

Russell: Where did the last cookie go?
Zac: I made a cookie lamp for the cleaning lady at the hotel.

cookie lamp by shibbytoast March 4, 2012