Lakeland

A "city" in between Tampa and Orlando intersected by I4 which lacks in any originality and consists of only chain resturants and stores such as McDonalds and Waffle House. This is where Publix originated and is it's only claim to fame. The swan is Lakeland's symbol, no matter where you are in Lakeland, you can see a swan wether it be a real one being slaughtered by one of the local hicks or a statue of one colored or dressed to fit its particular location. Kau Kau Koner is a racist bar which is the only one in the area where you aren't as likely to be stabbed as the other shitty bars in the area. The reason for this is because it is the only one that the students of Florida Southern College can go to and make it back to school after a long nights drink. The downtown area is not entirely bad as long as you stay away from places such as Memorial Blvd, where you will be stampeded by homeless people morning, noon and night.

Thursday Night: "What do you want to do tonight?"
"Get drunk and go to Kaus"
Friday Night: "What do you want to do tonight?"
"Get drunk and go to Kaus"
Saturday Night: "What do you want to do tonight?"
"Get drunk and go to Kaus"

P.S. Don't go to Lakeland... Ever

by Lizzle Pizzle December 28, 2007

Lakeland

A city that is in Polk County, Florida. It consists of Publix and mexicans. There is also a lot of Weeaboos.

Guy 1: "Let's take a vacation to Florida!"
Guy 2: "Fuck that, Florida sucks."
Guy 1: "But my buddy lives down in Lakeland, we can stay at his place!"
Guy 2: *shoots Guy 1*

by OGHarold July 13, 2015

Shia Labeouf

Shia Labeouf is an american actor sexually affiliated with actor/comdeian Andy Samberg. The two have had an ongoing relationship since April 2007 when they met when Shia hosted SNL.While neither claims to be 100% gay, they claim to be in love. "We have wild and crazy sex!" confirms the boys.Shia and Andy are also known for having threesomes with a "thirs partner"

"Did you hear about those boys at the party?"
"Oh yeah I hear the went totally Shia Labeouf- Andy samebrg!
"Yep, they had wild and crazy guy sex!"

by the third partner March 19, 2009

ladelising

The act of pouring alcohol directly into the mouth of another using a ladel. often carried out to the tune of 'a spoonful of sugar by Mary Poppins'

did you have a good weekend away?
yeah man - we got involved with some serious ladelising!

have you been ladelised?
fully - i have been ladelised - i have been sancticised

by Lauren of meribel June 11, 2006

Drew Labert

Describes a total swaggot. He wears hoodies and basketball shorts year round, listens to mac miller and other swaggot rappers.

Guy 1: Hey man look at that douche
Guy 2: He is such a Drew Labert.

by JtaylorFuckingForTheWin December 19, 2012

labeling

anything you can call someone that could hurt them or describe them in a nice way is a fucking lacel if you think different your wrong. If anyone says fag or gay or anything that describes someone in a pro or con way is a label okay.

That guy over there has a gay haircut he is such a FAG. (That is what labeling is get over it.)

by Reighn Beau Bitch July 30, 2006

Labeeb

Labeeb is a person with an 18 inch long penis and is extremely hot and sexy and most probably slept with your mother

That person is labeeb

by 16 year old nibbi June 2, 2019