koala

Strangely enough, koala is slang for the alcoholic beverage absinthe. It originated as just a cover up word for alcohol in general.
Underage kids talking about getting some 'koala' so anybody who listens in, parents or otherwise, won't understand.

Berta: Hey Jimmy! Let's get some koala!
Jimmy: Bitch, last time we did that my mum smelled it on my clothes and beat me with a chair.
Berta: So what. STFU.
Jimmy: Shut yo' mouth hoe, or I pull a jinga out and stab ya.
Berta: Yo mama so fat.
Jimmy's Mom: You called me fat?
*Eats Berta*

by Timolas August 15, 2007

koala

{verb} to jump on another's back unbeknown to them causing them to fall to the ground

garrett: did you guys just see him koala that guy?

marcus: yea that was amazing how he jumped on his back and pw0ned him!

all: *laugh*

by tyler AKA cheez January 6, 2009

caramello koala

When you take a diarrhetic shit in all holes of a girls body and fill her insides up like a caramello koala.

"I turned Stacy into a caramello koala"
"What did she taste like?"
"Shit, of course"

"caramello koala me"

by Its Me Lenny May 21, 2009

koalattraction

The name of the dubious Aunt Jemima/ Uncle Ben sex tape

omg, this is the worst porn since Koalattraction!

by had gaids from gaynal sex April 4, 2009

Koala'in

When you cuddle with your girl in front of your homies or in public.

Damn did you see Angelo koala'in in the club last night?

by Garytron March 4, 2015

Koala

A person who will not help themselves; Similar to that of the marsupial known as a koala who spends its time eating poisonous leaves so that they must sleep the majority of the day.

"Don't be a koala Chloe!"

by theSpenc7 July 16, 2016

koala position

When she is crouching and sucking it, while hanging on to you.

We did it last night, and she was in the koala position must of the time.

by Spasticunicorn November 24, 2016