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kife

A common mispronunciation of the word "kipe."

'kipe' definition: to steal, pilfer, or swipe something of small value

If fading use. primarily regional to the American Pacific Northwest. From the Old English "kip", menaing "to snatch" or "to take hold of". Probably originally from the Old Norse "kippa", meaning to "to snatch", "to tug on", or "to pull on".
Joe: Don't kife my beer. I'll be right back
Jane: I think you meant to say kipe, and I'll guard it for you.
Joe: Oh, I'm sorry. Thank you, Jane.
by forthegoodofeducation1944 June 30, 2011
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Kinfernal

"We had a family reunion today, and by the end of I was so annoyed with all of my kinfernal that I wanted to slap them."
by Kaelissa November 10, 2008
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Kinfested

When a location, usually a multiple acre tract of land, is inhabited by members of the same extended family. Dwelling types include travel trailers and shacks.
"The ranch property down the road was so beatiful until the trashy family moved in with all their relatives and kinfested it."
by TJFromTJ August 4, 2016
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Kinder-Gamer

1. A child or preteen that needs their parents permission and credit card to enter into an established MMORPG, thusly ruining the community and destroying adult gamer's good time.

2. A nOOb that refuses to follow netiquitte and shut off THE DAMN CAP LOCKS!-in any MMO game.

3. Any child in an Online game with a name like PhuXurMom,Poopalotti,KingDong,Poontrasher,xTehShItx,
Gankenyoo.
"This game was cool in Beta but then the developers let in all the Kinder-Gamers and now it's just a damned daycare."
by MrBaldNBad February 9, 2010
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Kifeboat

Something that is beyond kife. Super-shit Garbage.
EA sports makes the most rank kifeboat sports games.
by corykz January 28, 2013
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kindergarten thug

When a child acts ghetto on the internet and thinks hes a real O.G.
squeaker: ima beat yo ass
everyone else: shut yo kindergarten thug ass up
by Dat Man Greg November 25, 2015
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Kinderfuck

A significant mess or situation beyond repair that happened at the hands of a toddler or young child.
Dude, my kid Got into my record collection last night and now it's a total kinderfuck.
by DJ Bee July 21, 2016
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