Keybord Overkill

Random letters, numbers, and symbols crammed together when e-mailing, texting, instant messsaging, ect., that mean absolutely nothing. Often the result of being confused, angry, or an akward silence, otherwise the person is just being anoying.

InstantMessage1: Uhm, there's nothing to talk about.....

InstantMessage2: sjhudfh8907'i'90-89a700a97@!!!!!!!???@Q@@@!!!!!!!!

InstantMessage1:Wow, that was a total Keybord Overkill

by DictionarySurfer March 24, 2009

Keying a Car

The act of scraping a car with an object leaving a large scratch mark.

Keying a Car:
Someone keyed my car.
My car got keyed.

by TheProff April 23, 2019

Keyboard Karen

A woman who completed high school and spends a lot of time on the internet everyday trying to sway the minds of anyone by posting incorrect, fear mongering information about absolutely everything. Often wears a tinfoil hat.

She’s at it again. Keyboard Karen with the high school diploma trying to educate doctors about coronavirus.

by SandwichToaster April 4, 2020

Mechanical Keyboard Enthusiast

Person that spends $300 for a gmk set, $2/per-switch, and $900 for a keyboard kit

Mechanical keyboard enthusiast: ok, this is definitely my endgame keybord

by Nuudul May 4, 2021

keybarf

Textual output that differs markedly from a typist's intended output, e.g.
*due to predictive text mispredicting text
*due to careless keyboard mashing
*due to IM programs stealing screen focus

Dude, sorry about the keybarf... had a few too many drinks this evening

by dancrumb November 1, 2004

keyboard whore

A person who constantly spams in chats with irrelevant words or other things that dont make sense, thinking that its funny, Who never want to Gtfo, with no mods or admins to ban them.

loser0 sez:lOSERWQAENROF WO2Q0T H24QTOE;OOT4 QT3B;RTQKQWJ;BJ WQKHBR 2OQGR

Mature25 sez: Will you just be a fucking adult for once, You little keyboard whore?

by w00t67 April 8, 2008

Keyboard Spastic

A person who is failing at typing. They are regularly all over the place and it appears they are in fact having a seizure while typing.

Example one:
Herty man hosw ti going>?
(Hey man, hows it gowg?

Example two:
Person 1: Hey dude what were you on about last night, calling gen busty?
person 2: OH NO, i meant gen is busy!
1: Classic case of keyboard spastic right there.

by Timmy_222 June 21, 2009