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Kaleb

Kaleb was the most lovable person in the world. Kaleb used to stand up for you all the time. he has held your hand,hugged you and made you feel loved. he was the cutest person to ever walk the planet, and when he used smile it would light up your day.........as you can see i used past tense words, do you want to know why, because kalbe broke my heart into a million pieces. but i'm sure there are a lot of people that are named kelab that are sweet and kind and wouldn't even hurt a fly. but this is the real world and the kaleb i know is a heartbreaker.
kaleb is the worst
by "that girl in the corner October 10, 2018
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kaleia

kaleia is the baddest bitch in daa world. she gotta fat ass and a beautiful face. she can throw hands and a killah personality. periodtttt
kaleia is a bad bitch
by YBNBITCH April 9, 2020
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Kalamazoo Coke Whore

When male is about to bust his nut, he removes penis from hole and places tip up nose. Once tip is up the nose and nut has occurred, the famale snorts the cum up her nose like a like of coke...
Man when i gave that girl a kalamazoo coke whore last night she snorted a 8ball of my cum.
by Timmy, Bizzle and Cookie March 15, 2009
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Kaleah

A beautiful woman with a nice personality whose love for boys that names start with a t is everlasting she will for ever love anyone born on July the 4th kaleah is the perfect army wife
Did you hear kaleah got engaged to ty?
by Perverted Monkey 69 January 5, 2017
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Kaelem

A nonce, cute at time but overall a nonce. X
by Bonce November 4, 2019
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Kale Soup Shit

'Kale Soup Shit' is the expelling of feces in which the meal last eaten contributes significantly to the chemical makeup of the released material.

Kale soup, by definition, includes various textures the human body finds hard to digest.

Rice: Gives the feces a "grabbing" texture, plus more material out.
Chourico: Meaty chunks for weight and water splashing, also adds bright orange color to the feces.
Kale: Often released undigested, mostly for color and decorative purposes.
Grease: Self-explanatory.

'Kale Soup Shit' can be used to describe the passing of any excrement, even when soup is not involved, so long as the evacuation involves splattering and mud.
Person 1: "Frank has kale soup for lunch again"
Person 2: "Kale Soup Shit, T-minus 7 minutes."
by Shitbeak July 20, 2010
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kalema

Kalema is someone who is cheerful, great personality, very detailed person, likes observing rather than pointing it out, sweet tooth gurl, loyal, cute, sweetest girl u ever met. Neat (ocd), smart, independent, emotional, overthinker, awkward person, loves to spend money, tomboyish, bad tempered, weak, seems aloof, skeptical, sensible, realistic, perfectionist
1. I need kalema in my life. 2. Having suhana around is da bomb. 3. Blessed with some kalema.
by MissyyyyyA December 28, 2017
Kalema has a lot of crushes
by Ieisusyduw November 23, 2021
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