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Tire Kicking Bastard

Type of customer who has read every magazine, every online article, knows every line of the specs but has absolutely no budget, no permission from wife, partner or boss to buy but consumes every type of material like a ravenous T-rex and always has a BS use case that involves every single person in the company.

He begins every conversation asking for a free trial for XYZ corporation, whether of garden hoses or jet engines.
Mr Chen (or Suresh, almost always a recent immigrant with academic qualifications out of all proportion to the incredibly minor role held in a large US corporation) is a complete tire kicking bastard.
by BoilerRoom August 12, 2012
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national kid kicking day

October the 11th, kick the kid you hate the most
yes you can kick your little sibling.
kid: *says cringe joke*
you: *kicks kid*
kid* OW WHY'D YOU DO THAT
you: its national kid kicking day
kid: ohhh
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kucking

Kucking is a word used when talking to a young child about going to the bathroom. It's used in place of the familiar words like crap and poop.
Mommy, I have to kuck. I just kucked in my pants. I'm kucking, I will be done in a little.
by Rotn Autn December 14, 2013
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knocking boots

The act of knocking two boots together, usually leather, for cleaning purposes or to test the strength
Why are you knocking boots?

They have mud on them.
by F. Roy. Dean Schlipps October 9, 2011
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knocking out

by Gerry4292 April 7, 2011
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kicking rocks

In desperate need of a pedicure. Dry, flaky unkept exposed feet
Girl....looks like you been kicking rocks, your feet are do nasty"
by Whitsmimsey February 15, 2014
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Baby Kicking Music

Any and all music (mostly heavy metal and screamo) that makes you want to kick a baby, or at least play baseball with a babie's head.
i.e. "Dude i want to go to that concert"
"It looks awsome, they are playing tons of baby kicking music there"
by thisismyname. April 14, 2008
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