An uglier, less talented version of most kids his age.
Some fangirls say I'm hating on him because he's a kid, but he's actually older than I am, so that makes no sense.
I'm also not jealous of a kid who sucked L.A. Reid's dick for a record deal, so you can take that argument and shove it in your cooch.
A chorus consisting of only the word "Baby" doesn't make for a good song, and his voice is like sandpaper on the ears of the sane.
Some fangirls say I'm hating on him because he's a kid, but he's actually older than I am, so that makes no sense.
I'm also not jealous of a kid who sucked L.A. Reid's dick for a record deal, so you can take that argument and shove it in your cooch.
A chorus consisting of only the word "Baby" doesn't make for a good song, and his voice is like sandpaper on the ears of the sane.
Thing 1: HAVE YOU HEARD THE NEW JUSTIN BIEBER ALBUM?!
Thing 2: YEAH IT"S SO AMAZING!!!!! WHAT ABOUT YOU?!!!
Human: No. I'd sooner have Jason Miller clap my ears than listen to that abomination.
Thing 1: WHATEVER! YOU'RE JUST JELLY 'CAUSE HE'S MORE SUCCESSFUL THAN YOU!
Human: I'm a rocket scientist...
Thing 2: YEAH IT"S SO AMAZING!!!!! WHAT ABOUT YOU?!!!
Human: No. I'd sooner have Jason Miller clap my ears than listen to that abomination.
Thing 1: WHATEVER! YOU'RE JUST JELLY 'CAUSE HE'S MORE SUCCESSFUL THAN YOU!
Human: I'm a rocket scientist...
by CimeraxZZ September 19, 2011
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Retarded fagwad queer bag thats a mother fucking cunt fuck bitch gay man whore who sucks dick for living and wont stop cuz hes a gay faggot of all fags and he fingers his cunt with all the other little 6 year old girls that love them to the fucking death. Hes a lesbian who cant stop getting fucked in the ass and his cunt from men and 6 year old girls and hernafidytes. And did i mention his dick he also has that he fucks men in the ass with and by the way his singing backwards is saying a message that states that im have the whole fucking sexual package down there. Hes a disgrace to godamn music.
Everbody that loves fucking justin bieber: Oh my god i love getting orgasms when fucking justin bieber!!!!!
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Child "Justin Biebers" all over his bed while dad walks into room.
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Noone loves this person, and noone ever will.
Noone loves this person, and noone ever will.
by WhatTheMBROSS July 21, 2011
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Justin Bieber fangirl - OMG! I love Justin Bieber! He's so hot! I'm gonna marry him!
Me - Shut the fuck up.
Me - Shut the fuck up.
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