Judaism

A religion premised on the view that a radioactive bearded man who built the universe and invented the idea that it is not okay to steal decided to favor a race of people because they are related to a guy who would have killed his son.

Jew: I'm the best because I'm related to Abraham.

Non-Jew: No, you are the best because the Catholic church prevented everyone else from becoming bankers.

Even though they are not racially superior, Judaism has some really cool members, like Adam Sandler.

by Jewballer September 22, 2012

judas

A footballer who betrays his club for money and glory.

Alan Smith is a judas, he claimed to love Leeds then left them for Man Utd.

by waccoe June 17, 2004

Judaism

A nice group of people who have had their wonders and culture long before the Muslims had even existed. Most of them in World War Two had been exiled by Nazis. This refers to the Holocaust. We all know that the Nazis are just a bunch of Santa Claus wannabes. Some quite good news though the Jews don't have to deal with them anymore since they don't exist as a Political group any longer. Back in Ancient times the Jews were brought to a new home which all the Muslims had to do was to just give them a home. They didn't have to get crazy about it. God gave both of us the land in the first place. The Muslims are just turning the whole thing into a problem. The Romans and Ancient Egyptians as well as more currently Muslims and Nazis have been torturing these innocent people for a long time. So why do we need more hate from you jerks? You all burn. You won't win. The Holocaust is over we rest in peace. So you call us Nazis? You call us bad people? Think about how you've been bad people and you American and Muslim haters will see that you're just as bad as the Nazis and everyone else who does this to Jews. You haters can go have a rat burger and remove yourself from the Country. Tell me how it goes.

We've been through Muslim hatred

Nazi torture

Romans and Egyptians

So back off...

Because deep down inside all of you wish you were Jewish.

This is Judaism...

by b0y66 December 5, 2007

judd

A member of the testudo (turtle) family. Land judd means turtles that maily live on land and water judds refer to the aquatic varieties."Gamora Judd" means the giant tortoises of the Galapagos Islands.

Judds are interesting reptiles to keep as pets.I own a land judd.

by Elvia February 4, 2008

Anti-Judaism

Anti-Judaism, not to be confused with anti-semitism, is opposition and hostility towards Judaism as a religion. What differs anti-semitism from anti-judaism is anti-semitism is a form of racism, because anti-semities are not only opposing Judaism as a religion, but Jews as an ethnic group. So, one can be anti-juda, but not anti-semitic, but all anti-semites are anti-juda.

Anti-Judaism is specifically about criticism of Judaism as a religion, not ethnic jews, which is anti-semitism.

by Kelmeer23 October 27, 2022

Judas Iscariot

History describe him as one of the greatest disciple ever, who played a critical part in Jesus death and thus the birth of salvation.if It wasn't for him,then the death and ressurection of Jesus wouldn't have happened and thus the freedom from bondage of sin according to Christian would not have occurred and ,finally,there would be no going to heaven .

Dude 1:man,Judas Iscariot was the worst disciple in the Bible
Dude 2:If it wasn't for badass Judas Iscariot himself, the devil would be unleashing a can of whoopass on you in hell right now.He was the best.

by Titus rutto March 24, 2018

judanaut

Someone highly trained in the ways of being Jud. Most Judtastic!

He's a real Judanaut!

by Dave November 19, 2003