jacket

A criminal record (form the term for the cardboard folders that held them)

Can't anyone find the jacket for this guy?

by The Return of Light Joker September 10, 2010

fucking jacket

What angry, forgetful people call regular jackets most of the time, because they can't keep track of it. May or may not actually be used when fucking.

Them: Where's my fucking jacket?
You: Over there, next to your regular one.
Them: What?
You: Nevermind

by Geddian March 21, 2010

Safari Jacket

Often refered to as the rich man's track jacket, it is not to be mistaken as EMO but rather MBC, "Modern British Colonial." Popular with African big game hunters as well as those who enjoy playing safari and British conquest of South Africa, circa 1870, in school. Most times found in beige, with an unecessary amount of pockets on it along with epaulettes on the shoulders just to make look even more impressive than it already looks. Often worn on Thursdays and even the occasional Friday, although never worn without (I have no idea where I'm going with this.)

If you like to impress people, wear a safari jacket and let the compliments role in.

by Lord Mountobon of the British Royal Museum in Bowmanstown May 13, 2005

donkey jacket

an extra large condom

bitch was ready to go I had to put on my donkey jacket

by beeznutz1 February 21, 2010

the jacket

A badly titled movie that should have been about killer coats.

When the jacket attack!
Poor little Suzzy puts on a winter fleece when little does she know, "she cant un-zip it." ~deep throaty man voice that almost sounds like its comming onto you.~

by allonyourface December 24, 2006

Flight Jacket

Thick jacket made for flying a plane with an open cockpit. Originally made popular with the public by factory workers then skinheads. Ironically now they (along with everything else) are popular in the black community.

Grab your Flight Jacket, it's cold out!

by hamstervil January 14, 2009

Straight Jacket

A jacket designed not to allow a person to move freely and specifically designed for you not to see your belly button.
(This is because women go crazy over the fact lint gets into their belly button, they will be driven off to the loony bin)
This jacket is also specifically designed for you to see only your feet and toes.
(It is thought that this calms people down)

I had to call to get her put In a straight jacket.
She found another piece of lint in her bellybutton
I guess she will be staring at her feet the rest of her time in the straight jacket.

by Jacket of the belly button March 31, 2021