Jordan

The most fucking amazing person ever. If its a girl they have a perfect ass and figure and if its a boy it has a super long dick. If you find a Jordan you must keep him/her and you will be greatly rewarded!

I found myself a Jordan last night he was amazing in bed!

by AwesomeMaster08 November 16, 2016

Jordaned

To build up a series of bar tabs and leave without paying them.

"Did you hear about that guy? He had tabs in 5 bars and then Jordaned"
"What a Douche Canoe."

by Turtbobsquirtpants August 23, 2018

Jordan

A Jordan is super athletic. He is very popular. He is a bro and sometimes a cunt but don't get me wrong if u say something wrong he will attack u like there is no tomorrow. Jordan has a lot in common with his friends. He is super funny he knows how to make everyone laugh and he can make the funniest faces ever! When he likes someone he falls in love with them and is very sensitive so if u break a Jordan's heart good luck. A Jordan always has a girl best friend who they have a lot in common with. Many girls like him and many guys want to be him and he's very old and porky.

Girl 1. Oh my gosh that guy has to be a Jordan!
Girl 2. He is very sweet he's a total Jordan.
Guy 1. I wish I was as popular as that guy Jordan
Guy 2. Man I wish I was as athletic as Jordan

by Freddy6424 July 3, 2020

Jordan

An amazing guys or girl. Has a big heart. Sometimes rude but mostly nice.Cares when people feel sad trys to make them feel better . SUPER CUTE . slim and sexy. And has muscels.

boy 1 hey thatts nice.
boy2 im a jordan.

by yaya1009 July 17, 2016

Jordan

biggest simp you will ever meet. Probably has bought every girl in your area food and drove them places. Secretly homosexual or non-binary most of the time.

Nic: "where's Jordan?"
Joe: "Oh Jordan he's simping right now"
Everyone: "ya your right he's a simp"

by DecBow February 6, 2020

Jordan

A female who is often conflicted with who she truly is and what others expect her to be. Very headstrong. Lowkey insecure. She loves bringing other people up even when she is in a very low place. Typically of a smaller build--- fun sized. Great girl to have a friend.

Person: I am going through a lot right now

Jordan: *hugs* it's all going to be okay, keep your head up

by tacoboutit July 2, 2017

Jordan

He pulls weights every chance he gets which makes his face go red. Likes to sing, bang on walls and twerk when he gets bored. Brings a whole ass motorcycle to school. Camps in a bush and eats flowers. He appears extremely confident and sometimes fibs to appear superior but he doesn't need to because he's actually a kind-hearted person that shouldn't seek further validation and should just be himself.

Josh: Jordan's aim in life is to be a stripper
Grace: Thank you Jordan for the biltong
Seth: Jordan's a bush camper

by drpepperm1nt February 21, 2022