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The Jonas Brothers

Guy: Hey have you heard of the Jonas Brothers?

Girl: OMG yEs i tOtAllY wAnT tO maRRy tHeM!!!!

Guy: Wow, they suck.

Girl: STFU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by JonasHater March 4, 2009
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jonas brothers

did you mean gay?????????????? oh well there a homosexual band who fuck each other for fun all night long!!!!
hey, you jonas brothers!!!!!!!!!
by fagget12345 March 10, 2009
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jonas brothers

the greatest band EVER.

1. NO im not 12, im 17.
2. YES i listen to real music, its called the JONAS BROTHERS.
3. YOU must know that they are disney channel alot fro watching it ALL THE TIME.
4. WHY dont you HATERS go get a LIFE already.
5. JONAS BROTHERS FANS WILL PONE EVERYONE.
6. so DONT mess with us.
JONAS BROTHERS PONE EVERYONE.

JB completes our lifes. :
by Courtneyyy January 14, 2008
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Jonas brothers

n. jo•nas bro•thers: Total and complete fags.
Oh my god look at those guys there whering fucking scarves in the summer.
What Jonas Brothers!
by Cornikinz May 10, 2009
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jonas brothers

Any of the locomotives from the caboose family.

A synonym of train

This definition stems from the suspicion that the Jonas Brothers run the train on Miley Cyrus/Hannah Montana every night, after each show of her Best of Both World tour. The practice of running the train is conveniently made possible hugely because the Jonas Brothers are the opening act on her tour and are considered extremely gavnasty by today's many young teenagers, thus making it more likely for the seemingly innocent pop star to give it up.
"Boy was I waiting a long time for the Jonas Brothers to pass by!"

"We ran the Jonas Brothers on her last night. She is now very tired and worn out."
by Not Jeremy January 13, 2008
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jonas brothers

A pop/rock band made up of three New Jersey brothers.
Most people assume that they're talentless and manufactured, and are SEVERELY wrong in this assumption.
Everybody who actually listens to their CD knows that they write their own songs and play their own instruments. Their music is great and their feet are firmly planted on the ground.
Another reason people wrongly assume they're bad is because of a lot of their fans are hyperactive 12 year-olds who just think they're cute. (A LOT of their fans aren't like this. It's just that a huge number also are like this).
I had to pay 500$ for my ticket to a Jonas Brothers concert.

Have you heard the new Jonas Brothers CD? It's amazing!
by mcbird13 March 22, 2008
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