Steve Jobs

The god of a cult. You have to sacrifice baby goats, while you wear a hat, and you throw it into a trash can. Steve Jobs will get it in the night and then he will feed your family.

Steve jobs is almighty and he FEEDS YOUR FAMILY!

All who aren't with steve jobs are fountain logic thinkers.

Steve Jobs is my life, and he gives me good food.

by Burninjoker December 17, 2010

shower jouster

any male that has sex in the shower whether it be with a man or a woman

Tom decided to screw his wife in the shower

by frodo bagins July 30, 2003

Jobsolete

What happens to your techno shit when Steve Jobs of Apple Computer announces a new product.

Did you see Steve Jobs just announced the new iPod cock sucker?

Yeah, I bought one a few months ago for $300 and it's already Jobsolete!!

by Eric_79 September 19, 2007

Jousting

A competition between males, usually in clubs or bars with plenty of females (preferably not swamp donkeys) that takes being a man whore to a whole new level.

I cant believe Josh only bagged two bitches jousting last night! I know, Steven hit the bar early and ended up with six and a midget, does that count as a half?

Jousting in Phat Guys tonight would be like pouring liquid fire in my peehole!

by DaveyCurtLouis November 27, 2011

Jan Jobs

is when a Jan receives a hand job

there's Jan again getting Jan Jobs

so Jan i heard your girlfriend gave you a hand job?

Jan: "oh ya you mean Jan job"

by Self Titled July 20, 2011

Clam jouster

Used to describe a lady who likes ladies, derived from the act of rubbing their pussies together.

Paula was a right clam jouster

by Funky the Monkey April 22, 2006

steve jobs

Co- founder of Apple, provides crappy products and thinks hes god due to his ipod "masterpiece" and the imacs. His so called "macintosh" is what he supposedly thinks is vastly superior to a PC and makes fun of PC's through a marketing campaign called get a mac. His followers are gay sons of a bitches who have some kind of mental retardation because of their belief of Macs being "superior" to pc's.

P.S: He is hungry for money.

"Apple, Stealing your money since 1976"
"What kind of mental retard provides only 18 months of battery life for an ipod?!??!?! and then expects to replace it with a new one???!??"
"Steve Jobs"

by Ricky01 January 6, 2009