Person A: Jim just told me he has a million dollars
Person B: thats impossible though, he must be jessing around
Person B: thats impossible though, he must be jessing around
by sretlaw ssej November 29, 2009
Get the Jessmug. English/Brazilian Girl that has a DEEEEP Voice (literally has to speak an octave above to avoid speech problems) a bit chubby despite saying she does sports and eats healthy. As a result, she both packs in the front and the back. 👅 OMG, she speaks so loudly, so much in fact that she may as well be Ben's sister. She thought we could replenish the desert with plant life by using sprinklers and to stop the long power lines in order to operate them, use batteries.🙄 Doesn't follow "boys before toys" : interpret that how you will.
by Ipissoffmyfriendz July 20, 2019
Get the Jessmug. Jess’ are usually tall and brown haired and hate when people add an ‘s’ after the apostrophe when writing their names as a plural. They aren’t funny but somehow make you laugh more than anyone. They give pretty decent advice too. If you ever need to rant, grab a jess. Best. Gossiper. Ever. She’ll go on and on and on about how some bitch accidentally touched her hair. Jess’ are extra as hell. They love presents but giving presents is the most exciting thing for them. And being trendy. They often doubt their appearance and question their personality but everyone loves them really. So if you don’t know a jess, find one real quick. A 20 piece chicken nugget box from McDonald’s is the key to her heart.
by Happy_Birthday_Jess June 6, 2018
Get the Jessmug. One of the kindest people in the world, always good to have a chat too. It may be tough to become good friends with her but once you do it will be one of your best friendships. They are also great at emotional support and making you feel better.
by Sweaty Mcfetty November 20, 2019
Get the Jessmug. He loves penguins he is 2 feet tall and stands on his tipi toes all the time . Small Penis he will draw cartoons everywhere probably fucks his brother.
by chuwangd December 15, 2017
Get the jessemug. 1. When someone mixes a variety of different languages into an english sentence, hipsters use this tactic to appear more worldly and sound cool, but instead often come off like a tosser.
2. The act of speaking broken english, similar to an illegal worker found in a Home Depot parking lot, but the person actually has a full comprehension of the english language.
3. Lack of language word filter, much like the Swedish Chef, but with actual words and less comical.
4. Being lovable and bubbly to the point english words can't explain the level of excitement, so other languages are mixed in.
5. Opposite of being a word smith, also known as a word tool.
2. The act of speaking broken english, similar to an illegal worker found in a Home Depot parking lot, but the person actually has a full comprehension of the english language.
3. Lack of language word filter, much like the Swedish Chef, but with actual words and less comical.
4. Being lovable and bubbly to the point english words can't explain the level of excitement, so other languages are mixed in.
5. Opposite of being a word smith, also known as a word tool.
Hola, I have mucho happiness!
Katelyn said no more Jessing, but Jillian said mas mas MAS JESSING bitte!!!
Katelyn said no more Jessing, but Jillian said mas mas MAS JESSING bitte!!!
by *Nuudles* December 15, 2011
Get the Jessingmug. A girl who when u see u freeze and ur heart stops beating and when u feel in pain u think of her and ur more happy than anything. Also the most buetifall girl who always tries her hardest to help people when they r upset. And when she's crying u feel empty.
Jess is one hell of a girl
by Hpm_2007 April 17, 2018
Get the Jessmug.