noun / myth / urban legend)
A walking flex. Jeff turns heads like it's his part-time job and collects compliments like Pokémon cards. Gender? Irrelevant. Sexuality? Shaken. Jeff is an equal-opportunity thirst trap.
Born into Mensa, but raised by wolves without WiFi. Sometimes he sings like a caffeinated angel, sometimes he annihilates trivia nights with facts no human should know ("Did you know wombats poop cubes?" Yes, Jeff. We do now).
His jeans? People ask where he got them. Custom-forged in a volcano and blessed by denim druids. People assume he’s in the military—not because he said so, but because his aura smells like gunpowder and dominance. His tattoo? A barbed wire so rusty, if you lock eyes with it after 10pm on a Tuesday, you’ll need a tetanus shot and a priest.
Don’t play pool with Jeff unless you enjoy watching your dignity evaporate in HD. He won’t just take your money—he’ll take your sense of purpose.
To meet Jeff, you must first win a street fight with two hookers, their pimp, and a broken beer bottle on MLK Drive while chanting his name backwards. Only then will the Council of Jeffs permit an audience.
He’s the cock of the walk, the sultan of swagger, the human version of a cheat code.
A walking flex. Jeff turns heads like it's his part-time job and collects compliments like Pokémon cards. Gender? Irrelevant. Sexuality? Shaken. Jeff is an equal-opportunity thirst trap.
Born into Mensa, but raised by wolves without WiFi. Sometimes he sings like a caffeinated angel, sometimes he annihilates trivia nights with facts no human should know ("Did you know wombats poop cubes?" Yes, Jeff. We do now).
His jeans? People ask where he got them. Custom-forged in a volcano and blessed by denim druids. People assume he’s in the military—not because he said so, but because his aura smells like gunpowder and dominance. His tattoo? A barbed wire so rusty, if you lock eyes with it after 10pm on a Tuesday, you’ll need a tetanus shot and a priest.
Don’t play pool with Jeff unless you enjoy watching your dignity evaporate in HD. He won’t just take your money—he’ll take your sense of purpose.
To meet Jeff, you must first win a street fight with two hookers, their pimp, and a broken beer bottle on MLK Drive while chanting his name backwards. Only then will the Council of Jeffs permit an audience.
He’s the cock of the walk, the sultan of swagger, the human version of a cheat code.
Girl 1: Yo, did you see that guy doing one-handed push-ups while reciting Shakespeare and solving a Rubik’s cube?
Girl 2: That’s Jeff. But the streets call him El Hefe.
Girl 1: I’m pregnant and I didn’t even touch him.
Quotes:
• “The best preparation for tomorrow is being Jeff today.”
• “Jeff doesn’t chase waterfalls. Waterfalls chase Jeff.”
• “Jeff is the change you want to see in the world, but with better abs.”
Girl 2: That’s Jeff. But the streets call him El Hefe.
Girl 1: I’m pregnant and I didn’t even touch him.
Quotes:
• “The best preparation for tomorrow is being Jeff today.”
• “Jeff doesn’t chase waterfalls. Waterfalls chase Jeff.”
• “Jeff is the change you want to see in the world, but with better abs.”
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An original horror character who has spawned countless knockoffs and has been turned into some sort of sex icon by crazy fangirls
by CrazeWay June 12, 2018
Get the Jeff the Killer mug.Jeffrey Gerald "Jeff" Quackenbush (born July 7, 1953), is an American film and television stunt performer and stunt coordinator. He has worked in films such as Convoy (1978), Foul Play (1978), Delta Fox (1979), Airplane! (1980), The Cannonball Run (1981), First Blood (1982), Friday the 13th III (1982), The Star Chamber (1983), Commando (1985), Cobra (1986) and many more. As a stunt performer, Jeff Quackenbush has worked in over 600 TV projects, commercials, and feature films to his name. Jeff Quackenbush graduated from Mt. Lebanon High School in 1972. Jeff is married to his wife, Trisha whom he had two children together 💖💜💜✨💯💯
Pamela: "Who's that guy standing right next to the Dawn... Who's That!?"
Tommy: "That's the Hollywood Stuntman Jeff Quackenbush".
Pamela: "Wait. Jeff Quackenbush?"
Tommy: "Yup! That's Hollywood stuntman Jeff Quackenbush, when he got into the movie business he was trained by stuntman Hal Needham in 1975, and Jeffrey has worked as an extra in Gator (1976)".
Pamela: "Ohhhh... I wanna be a stuntwoman too!"
Tommy: "That's the Hollywood Stuntman Jeff Quackenbush".
Pamela: "Wait. Jeff Quackenbush?"
Tommy: "Yup! That's Hollywood stuntman Jeff Quackenbush, when he got into the movie business he was trained by stuntman Hal Needham in 1975, and Jeffrey has worked as an extra in Gator (1976)".
Pamela: "Ohhhh... I wanna be a stuntwoman too!"
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“Yeah, he’s in the last year of his NHL contract and is on pace for a 40 goal season. I’d call that a Jeff Skinner jackpot.”
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