When a woman with a bodacious booty wears jeans but the front of the jeans hang loose in the crotch giving the illusion of having a male appendage even though you are a female
by Kaery April 13, 2015

Jean Kirschtein from the anime Attack on Titan, he is known by Eren Jaeger calling him looking like a horse. 2014 is the year of the horse, Jean is a horse = Year of the jean
by person1001 January 2, 2014

When your jeans are loose and it folds upwards around the crotch area to make it look like you've got a gigantic boner (depending on how loose they are).
Today I wore these new ripped jeans , but they were loose so I walked around with a jean boner all day.
by Candygem729 November 14, 2016

by AmeDame March 7, 2019

(v.) After an erection, when a man pulls his jeans up and then gets his penis bent by the jeans, causing musch pain.
Woman: That was amazing.
Man: Yeah (goes to pull jeans up). Oh! Jean Snap, ouch!
Kevin: Arggh!
Mike: What?
Kevin: Jean Snap!
Man: Yeah (goes to pull jeans up). Oh! Jean Snap, ouch!
Kevin: Arggh!
Mike: What?
Kevin: Jean Snap!
by Hackermeyer December 17, 2008

1) when jeanne feels kind and wants to give you things
2) Loving Jeans to much makes you Generous in Short Jean-nerous
3) exclusive to the wild Jeanne, of the french variety
2) Loving Jeans to much makes you Generous in Short Jean-nerous
3) exclusive to the wild Jeanne, of the french variety
1) "you're very jean-nerous today jeanne"
2) Mike: Why are you wearing the same jeans everyday?
Josh: Because Jean-nerous to myself and to everybody.
3) "I think you need a more jean-nerous size on those jeans Jeanne"
4) "I'm very jean-nerous with food"
"Me too, so jean-nerous that my jeans are tight as hell"
5) "Jeanne can eat pussy"
2) Mike: Why are you wearing the same jeans everyday?
Josh: Because Jean-nerous to myself and to everybody.
3) "I think you need a more jean-nerous size on those jeans Jeanne"
4) "I'm very jean-nerous with food"
"Me too, so jean-nerous that my jeans are tight as hell"
5) "Jeanne can eat pussy"
by Bunnu_Lul July 21, 2018

When you both have an agreement to get matching dwarf hamsters and she decides to get a used regular hamster because it "needs a home" despite already having had one thus leaving the dwarf hamster without ever having a home or anyone to love.
Dude: Did you hear? Jonas got totally Natalie Jeaned
Other Dude: For real? They were gonna have playdates and shit they were gonna be so cute and she did him like that?
First Dude: Yeah man it's a pretty hurtful thing to do to someone. Poor guy
Other Dude: For real? They were gonna have playdates and shit they were gonna be so cute and she did him like that?
First Dude: Yeah man it's a pretty hurtful thing to do to someone. Poor guy
by ThrobbingMoobieCock420#69 October 8, 2018
