MacGyver Jeans

Jeans so tight you have to paint them on with your Mullet.

Must be casual Friday. Jim’s rocking the MacGyver Jeans again.

by AmeDame March 7, 2019

year of the jean

Jean Kirschtein from the anime Attack on Titan, he is known by Eren Jaeger calling him looking like a horse. 2014 is the year of the horse, Jean is a horse = Year of the jean

"Pst, hey Jean!"
"What?"
"Did you hear?"
"Huh?"
"It's the year of the jean"

by person1001 January 2, 2014

Jean Snap

(v.) After an erection, when a man pulls his jeans up and then gets his penis bent by the jeans, causing musch pain.

Woman: That was amazing.
Man: Yeah (goes to pull jeans up). Oh! Jean Snap, ouch!

Kevin: Arggh!
Mike: What?
Kevin: Jean Snap!

by Hackermeyer December 17, 2008

Nice jeans

It refers to having a nice butt.

Hey, nice jeans Jenny.

by TromboneTree April 26, 2017

Jean Shrimpton

A super hot 60's model, who was the predecessor of Twiggy. She was referred to as "The Shrimp" due to her tiny body. She was mainly photographed and made famous by David Bailey.

Oh yeah, before Twiggy, there was Jean Shrimpton, she was hot as hell.

by StevenBarker & the ACADEC team May 13, 2011

Jean-pean

The bunch that occurs in the crotch-region of jeans when one is sitting down.

You know what they say about big zippers... big jean-peans.

by ishecoming? November 2, 2010

Jean's Mullet

the back of your jeans that get taddered up from rubbing on the ground when you walk.

"Dude your jeans are all taddered up."

"Ya, bra that is my Jean's Mullet."

"Jean's Mullet?"

"No doubt, business up front, party in the rear."

"EPIC."

by drewhoj October 7, 2009