(v.) After an erection, when a man pulls his jeans up and then gets his penis bent by the jeans, causing musch pain.
Woman: That was amazing.
Man: Yeah (goes to pull jeans up). Oh! Jean Snap, ouch!
Kevin: Arggh!
Mike: What?
Kevin: Jean Snap!
Man: Yeah (goes to pull jeans up). Oh! Jean Snap, ouch!
Kevin: Arggh!
Mike: What?
Kevin: Jean Snap!
by Hackermeyer December 06, 2008
A super hot 60's model, who was the predecessor of Twiggy. She was referred to as "The Shrimp" due to her tiny body. She was mainly photographed and made famous by David Bailey.
by StevenBarker & the ACADEC team April 20, 2011
1) when jeanne feels kind and wants to give you things
2) Loving Jeans to much makes you Generous in Short Jean-nerous
3) exclusive to the wild Jeanne, of the french variety
2) Loving Jeans to much makes you Generous in Short Jean-nerous
3) exclusive to the wild Jeanne, of the french variety
1) "you're very jean-nerous today jeanne"
2) Mike: Why are you wearing the same jeans everyday?
Josh: Because Jean-nerous to myself and to everybody.
3) "I think you need a more jean-nerous size on those jeans Jeanne"
4) "I'm very jean-nerous with food"
"Me too, so jean-nerous that my jeans are tight as hell"
5) "Jeanne can eat pussy"
2) Mike: Why are you wearing the same jeans everyday?
Josh: Because Jean-nerous to myself and to everybody.
3) "I think you need a more jean-nerous size on those jeans Jeanne"
4) "I'm very jean-nerous with food"
"Me too, so jean-nerous that my jeans are tight as hell"
5) "Jeanne can eat pussy"
by Bunnu_Lul July 21, 2018
by TromboneTree April 26, 2017
When your jeans are loose and it folds upwards around the crotch area to make it look like you've got a gigantic boner (depending on how loose they are).
Today I wore these new ripped jeans , but they were loose so I walked around with a jean boner all day.
by Candygem729 November 15, 2016
by ishecoming? November 02, 2010
by AmeDame March 08, 2019