Jake

Guy who abandons friends and blames them for it

You’re being such a Jake

by Herofraggo August 11, 2019

Jake

Entertainer

The house is a Jake's delight

by Charcharcharlie July 2, 2017

jake

a person who you can't help but love. he is shy at first, but you have to get to know him and he becomes an amazing person.

Man, i really wish i knew a jake!

by richgurl224 July 30, 2015

Jake

A useless whipped pathetic excuse for a man.
Often found asking girls to peg him

Look at the way that guy acts around girls, such a scared little bitch, what a Jake

by Palpamine November 15, 2018

Jake

A Jake is a lying cheating kinda guy. He will string a girl along for the convenience of the relationship. He has pretty eyes and a cute smile, but that just adds to the his charm that he puts out there for other girls.

"Isn't that Jake?"
"Yep, he is at it again hooking up with some girl while his girl is at home."

by AngelFaceGossipQueen March 7, 2019

Jake

He Bussin' Bussin'. He got da biggest cock 'round and 'ain't afraid to slap ya wit' it. He cumin' all day and nigh'. He truly is a worthy one to be called Daddy.

Seen Jake? He Bussin' Bussin'

by Bussin' Bussin' May 19, 2021

Jake

Jake is a rather elf like creature, with difficulty attracting the opposite sex. He spends a lot of his time sending nudes.

He often gets random errections.

Sam: ‘ Jake your winkie is popping up’

Jake: ‘ I know, it happens a lot...’

by Telitubby June 12, 2018