jags

the postpartum zayn malik treatment

ever since zayn left I've been feeling the jags.

by 1dizzleaf April 14, 2015

jags

An abbreviation of James Allen's Girls school. Its a pretty mid school in Dulwich with over expensive fees for no reason. People who go there are either really rich, really neeky or just happened to do well for entrance exams. The people there are typically really annoying but occasionally you will meet a cool one. Most of them are mid but there are some hot ones. The students all hate eachother and correctly so.

"bro look at that girl"
"you think she goes to jags?"
"probably"

by depressed and well dressed June 30, 2023

Water Jag

Short for water jaguar aka Amazonian river otter. Also to describe someone with a Napoleanic complex. An asshole who believes they are above their pay grade.

Flying hot air balloons
Chris: "What's the wind like up there?"
Bob: "Learn to fly, you water jag"

by Hyphy Wolf August 6, 2021

Ginger Jag

A sexy female ginger with or without freckles.

Isla Fisher is a ginger jag.

by JosieGinger March 11, 2014

Jags

Taken men who want to go to the bars not to get laid, but to get drunk and play pool.

There's not a whole lot of women there but it's perfect for a couple jags like us.

by Shoopy December 22, 2017

Jagging

When one bashes into another object or person.
NOT to be confused with jacking

Kimberlie: he was just jagging into EVERYTHING!

by Agatha Vontrapp August 26, 2018

Jag

A term used to describe someone who is characterized as being especially awkward, antisocial, or silly.

Person 1: Hey, whats up?
Person 2: You Jag!

by Drake Louis August 15, 2016