Name given for a rather short, human female. Jade is quite annoying, but a great friend. She's been known to take your things and hit you, but makes people laugh 24/7. In other words, Jade is a semi-kind, short girl and a really funny person.
by mysteriousman58 May 11, 2011
Get the Jademug. Woah its a Jadee!
by Rabbits are amazing May 2, 2011
Get the Jadeemug. 
When you get triggered by an event or action, similar to feeling slighted
Lets say Darwin is being an asshole to you by lying about an event. You could be jaded by this event if you were mad about what just occurred
Lets say Darwin is being an asshole to you by lying about an event. You could be jaded by this event if you were mad about what just occurred
by capenmonkwy October 24, 2019
Get the Jadedmug. Bitchest bitch you’ll ever meet. She’s very ReTarTed. Never been to ISS(she’s kinda lame). Her boyfriend broke up with her for her a dresser(Harleigh). She made up Tiny and ReTarTed with me so btfo bitch. She’s honestly a man stealing hoe tho, and will steal a man if she wants. She’s never been on time to a class in her life. She looks really innocent until you realize that’s shes a crazy dirty minded lil thot. BUT when she has a boyfriend she’s “loyal” and will leave a room if another boy is being spoken about cause she knows she’ll f up her relationship. Also...if you date her...DONT shave your head.
Scene 1
Person 1:”Look It’s Jade”
Person:2:”She’s lowkey kinda crazy isn’t she?”
Person 1:”1 yeah definitely”
Scene 2
Person 1:”Wanna See Jeven Nudes”
Jade: “EW, I’m Gonna Start Calling Him Tiny”
Person 1:”Oh My Gosh, That’s Good”
Person 1:”Look It’s Jade”
Person:2:”She’s lowkey kinda crazy isn’t she?”
Person 1:”1 yeah definitely”
Scene 2
Person 1:”Wanna See Jeven Nudes”
Jade: “EW, I’m Gonna Start Calling Him Tiny”
Person 1:”Oh My Gosh, That’s Good”
by daddygotmemoist May 16, 2018
Get the Jademug. Miniature goblin who likes to chase you around. Jade is satan and a disgrace to human kind and if you think otherwise you can eat your whole fucking ass. " and will beat the sh*t out of you if she catches you. "Got to catch em all"
Friend 1: who the fuck is that
Friend 2:it's Satan you uncultured swine
Friend 1: I thought her name was Jade
Friend 2: Yup she is such a Jade
Friend 1: no mames guey
Friend 2:it's Satan you uncultured swine
Friend 1: I thought her name was Jade
Friend 2: Yup she is such a Jade
Friend 1: no mames guey
by Ravenpuffwhisperer March 7, 2019
Get the Jademug.