jerk around

to hassle someone; to waste someone's time. .

Stop jerking me around and give me my money back. They sure like to jerk around people in that music shop.

by HichemFerdes December 17, 2016

jerk master

One proficient at making all manner of meat jerky (beef, turkey, venison, etc.), typically named Lindsey.

That Lindsey made another batch of awesome beef jerky, she's a real jerk master!

by sketch1jm August 3, 2019

Surf and jerk

A surf and jerk is when you get a handjob while eating seafood.

Hey remember Brenda from last night, well she gave the best surf and jerk ever .

by Teejay21 March 14, 2017

slush jerk

A person who deliberately drives through a puddle of snowy slush on the road with the intent on splashing a bystander.

Did you see that slush jerk?! He sped up and totally drenched me!

by SassafrasLass June 20, 2016

high jerk

High Jerk- When two people high-five on your penis, and then proceed to jerk you off. It can be quite refreshing although, if done wrong, can permanently render the owner of said penis completely flaccid for life.

Oh man we high jerked that man so hard!

by TheTwinkleToes April 19, 2016

Jerk o'lantern

A pumpkin that is used as a sex toy. It has a large hole on the top (similar to a normal jack o'lantern), as well as a smaller hole carved into the side, just wide enough to put your dick through. Then someone can stick their hand through the top of the pumpkin and jerk you off.

Benny: I haven’t had sex in almost a week, this is so annoying!
Jeff: Huh? Aren’t you still dating Ellie?
Benny: She's on her period right now. Yesterday I made a jerk o'lantern and Ellie gave me a handjob in it. How sad is that?

by AP Everything October 22, 2019

Circular jerk

Similar to circular logic; When people stroke themselves by stroking others. Very common in the corporate setting.

Board member: Mr. Peterson is doing a stellar job running this company. I'm so glad I cast the deciding vote to hire him.

Employee under breath: Running this company into the ground. Classic circular jerk, dude.

by m&jsandwich August 23, 2011