When a woman with a bodacious booty wears jeans but the front of the jeans hang loose in the crotch giving the illusion of having a male appendage even though you are a female
by Kaery April 13, 2015
Get the jeans penismug. by ishecoming? November 2, 2010
Get the Jean-peanmug. (v.) After an erection, when a man pulls his jeans up and then gets his penis bent by the jeans, causing musch pain.
Woman: That was amazing.
Man: Yeah (goes to pull jeans up). Oh! Jean Snap, ouch!
Kevin: Arggh!
Mike: What?
Kevin: Jean Snap!
Man: Yeah (goes to pull jeans up). Oh! Jean Snap, ouch!
Kevin: Arggh!
Mike: What?
Kevin: Jean Snap!
by Hackermeyer December 17, 2008
Get the Jean Snapmug. Jean Kirschtein from the anime Attack on Titan, he is known by Eren Jaeger calling him looking like a horse. 2014 is the year of the horse, Jean is a horse = Year of the jean
by person1001 January 2, 2014
Get the year of the jeanmug. by AmeDame March 7, 2019
Get the MacGyver Jeansmug. When you both have an agreement to get matching dwarf hamsters and she decides to get a used regular hamster because it "needs a home" despite already having had one thus leaving the dwarf hamster without ever having a home or anyone to love.
Dude: Did you hear? Jonas got totally Natalie Jeaned
Other Dude: For real? They were gonna have playdates and shit they were gonna be so cute and she did him like that?
First Dude: Yeah man it's a pretty hurtful thing to do to someone. Poor guy
Other Dude: For real? They were gonna have playdates and shit they were gonna be so cute and she did him like that?
First Dude: Yeah man it's a pretty hurtful thing to do to someone. Poor guy
by ThrobbingMoobieCock420#69 October 8, 2018
Get the Natalie Jeanedmug. A super hot 60's model, who was the predecessor of Twiggy. She was referred to as "The Shrimp" due to her tiny body. She was mainly photographed and made famous by David Bailey.
by StevenBarker & the ACADEC team May 13, 2011
Get the Jean Shrimptonmug.