jasper

good friend

hi there jasper

by sjwklq June 19, 2021

Jasper

Teenage guy with black hair that seriously needs to be cut.
Depressed 24/7 or at least that's how he acts. Really good at coding and math, and likes to gamble for money. Needs to get a social life and only has 2-5 friends at most, since he has trust issues.

Dude, is that Jasper over there?
Yeah, he's that genius math kid who never talks in class.

by hailzworth August 7, 2022

Liam Jasper

Canonically the brother of Jack Jasper, Liam Jasper often goons on Marvel rivals, draws anime girls on school desks, and probably reads manga.

Liam Jasper: Hello, I am Liam Jasper.
Me: hello Liam Jasper, wanna hop on Marvel rivals?
Liam Jasper: Im already playing marvel rivals
Me: how are you texting me and playing at the same time
Liam Jasper: i sometimes mutate an extra set of arms, or 1 & 1/2 when I play.
Me: why 1 & 1/2
Liam Jasper: one hand for gooning, two hands for playing.

by GeoRetch September 15, 2025

Jasper hale Disease

When one (normally a Twitard) become overly obsessed with with Jasper Hale from twilight.

Twitard: OMG I LOVE JASPER!!! HE’ SO HOT AND FINE AF!!!

Me: another victim of Jasper Hale disease..

by Rob3rtpatt1nson September 20, 2021

Jasper

Jasper is has a huge penis and suffers incredibly of huge-penis-disease. He stays strong although his troubles.

"yo is that jasper! i heard he has huge-penis-disease."

by bsjsbsbbsbebd November 3, 2021

Jasper

Good smelling cat. Mrrrrrrr

Hey did you hear that?
No, but I smelled a Jasper

by sandwichthief_lover August 3, 2023

jasper

lowkey lets and more next time we see eachother at cc capiche? ight thatd b real dope

jasper lets fucking do it

by TPFKadin September 11, 2019