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Hammy J

A hand job with a slice of ham wrapped around the penis.
Sarah had to stop at the local deli in preparation for the several Hammy J's she would be delivering that night.
by ttag105 January 1, 2012
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J Clutch

The act of not being clutch, blowing it. Named after Jordan, hence J clutch
Lebron J clutched the NBA finals for the Miami Heat.
by Strokin August 6, 2011
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Drop a J

To drop a deuce so long that it curves to the shape of the toilet bowl, forming the likeness of the letter "J."
Dude, I'm about to drop a J! It still hasn't pinched off yet- get your camera!
by PseudonymSandyPants November 4, 2010
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J-Lee'd

When out dining with a group of more than four people, the subject who receives his or her food last--and most usually with an extra-extended delay that results in the rest of the table already finishing before the last subject even RECEIVES his or her food--has been J-Lee'd. Definition originated from an episode of MY NAME IS EARL and popular actor and professional skateboarder Jason Lee and often carried out by infamous hipster, photographer, and art director Jason Lee of TransWorld SKATEboarding Magazine.
Did they get your order? You want to try my cheeseburger? You order the easiest thing to make on the menu, but you still manage to get J-Lee'd every time!
by Paulson Phillips April 25, 2007
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J. Cole

by nike9902 August 22, 2017
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J Mart

The ghetto indoor flea market where you can buy anything fom cell phones to choppas for the cheap. Located in Pine Hills "Choppa City", Florida
Just got me a fresh white tee and a dime bag at J mart.
by jkuiuy December 19, 2008
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J Pen

Can be a ( noun ) or ( verb) if a person gets the nickname J Pen first this person inhales booze ( like a drink dumpster they will drink anything that you can't finish) they tend to have slutty tendencies(even their best friends will say they are b*tchy) and are hard to trust ( the kind that will smile to your face but at the same time try to molest loved one behind your back). J Pen can also be a rude trashy, slutty, or just plain nasty action.
Man last night J Pen got really out of hand she wouldn't stop touching me I don't think I will be inviting her out next time my girlfriend was pissed and I was too....

The action example: To trade a drink with someone after spitting your gum in it or ashing a cig in it. That would be pulling a J Pen
by Spendifferus December 26, 2010
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