Seller-itis

A sickness which causes you to sell really bad

Logan keeps missing the goal in soccer

Logan: sorry I keep selling, I have a bad case of seller-itis

by Sigma girl May 6, 2025

Ity bity

Ity bity, a fun way to say small

Person 1: Aww that kitten is so ity bity 🥰

Person 2: I know right 😍🥰

by Skylordhavemercy June 4, 2021

The Itis

When you're in a public space (such as a mall) and you gotta go. You feel trapped and you gotta get out of that store.

I have the Itis, I have to get out of this store right now before I go crazy

by edawg444 January 10, 2025

High-ity

Smelling of weed even if you haven't smoked it, such as if you've been in a room or area of people smoking it and now you also smell of it.

*weed smell is on your body even if you haven't smoked it because you were in the immediate area of people smoking it*

Person 1 "Dude, you're high-ity af. You've been near the weed smokers haven't you?"
Person 2 "Yea man but I didn't smoke it... I'm just high-ity"

by Cyr2Cold July 22, 2016

-itis

The word people constantly keep using incorrectly because they don't even understand what the goddamn term means.

Person 1: I have videogame-itis
Person 2: You mean videogameOSIS, right?
Person 1: ...?

by metaloxidesemiconductor June 19, 2024

Akron-itis

The impending doom of complacency that one feels upon entering Akron, Ohio. Symptoms include, but are not limited to: immediately feeling like you are morbidly obese and have mobility issues, eating almost nothing but all-American food (e.g., pizza, hot dogs, and hamburgers), thinking that Highland Square is the best or worst neighborhood ever, taking your minor league baseball team way too seriously, reveling the Goodyear/Firestone "glory days," and acting like one of the many sad and unfortunate people who use the public transportation system.

After spending just a few days in Akron, you too will develop the the telltale symptoms of Akron-itis.

by EatMySheet September 20, 2023

Fagioli-itis

From the Italian soup: Pasta e fagioli; and pronounced as Fag-ee-oh-lee-itis. After visiting a restaurant claiming to be authentically Italian, the waitress claimed she was the owners daughter and offered us the soup of the day. She pronounced it as Pasta Fag-ee-oh-lee. This prompted the term Fagioli-itis. It means a person that is full of crap, pretending to be something other than one’s true self, or someone being dishonest or misleading with a lie so full of mistakes that the ruse is given away immediately, with the the guilty party being completely unaware.

My mom claims to be 37 years old, but everyone here just attended my 50th birthday. I believe she has a case of fagioli-itis

by SooperJeenyus February 20, 2020