Happy Meal

Term for when a man is receiving oral sex from a significant other and does not give warning of their impending climax. While he/she is startled at the sudden ejaculation in their mouth, the recipient of the blow job quickly hands a small toy to their partner. Preferably one usually found in a "Happy Meal" or 99 cent store. May also be referred to as a "Kid's Meal" if they are in the 18-21 age group.

To dumb it down a little...

When you getting a bow job, and you shoot your load with out giving them a heads up. When they get all pissed and shit, you give them a bullshit toy to piss them off even worse. Hence a Happy Meal, they ate and got a toy out of it.

"This chick was giving "bad" head, so I pissed her off with a Happy Meal instead."

by Mike R. and Mike V. March 2, 2020

pre-meal

Required preparation for a dinner where all food items are alcoholic. In order to prevent coma, a small pre-meal must be consumed to absorb the effects of a later meal consisting of dishes like gazpacho with vodka, alcohol-infused watermelon, and rice, beans, and rum.

Lynn: I can't wait for my alcohol potluck tonight! I'm bringing chicken a la gin.

Fallon: Are you having a pre-meal?

Lynn: No.

Fallon: Prepare to die.

by The Alkie March 13, 2010

Meal Bitch

Horrid women who has the responsibility of taking care of everyone's needs at the dinner table.

Krista, your the meal bitch - Go get me a beer!!

by Kitchen Master September 19, 2010

Dead Meal

Eating someone out/giving a blowjob to a dead person.

In Romeo and Juliet, it looked like he was having a dead meal.

by johnson6969696969 April 27, 2011

T-Meal

A Meal at the franchise, 'T's'. It consists of a deli 'Fatkid sandwich',a faygo, a dime bag and a bubbler.

by Trebek September 5, 2003

meals on wheels

A police officer (piggy) who rides a bike and annoys the fuck out of kids at skateparks because he has either finished all his donoughts and has no "black males" to go bother or he wants to flash his authority around to a bunch of people who will hate him otherwise.

Random hardcore kid-A :woah,you cleared the whole box man * devil horns*
Meals on wheels:i dont want any gang violence, keep the gang signs at home*turns around leaves smirking*
Random hardcore kid-B:*raises middle finger* fuck you meals on wheels!

by Jay & Corey August 4, 2007

fourth meal

fourth meal is the meal in between dinner and breakfast. not to be confused with a midnight snack. at this time, most people consume bologna-fried(which typically taste like hot dogs) or straight/plan with a tall, slimsy glass of milk.

Hey! How was fourth meal last night?

It was awesome! Got my fried bologna and a nice glass of milk!

by natalie12345678987654321 March 12, 2012