Israeled

When someone asks to share something with you and then claims that it is his own property

After he got inside my car to get him to someplace he israeled me by kicking me out of my car and he then said to me "get out of my car"

by Global Dictionary 2030 December 26, 2023

Israeled

The act of taking an underdeveloped asset and turning it into a real-life miracle against all odds.

- Wow, this little old trinket has really been Israeled! I want it so much right now I could kill for it!

by NotEverEver December 29, 2023

Israeled

When someone fucks around, and then finds out harder than he could ever imagine.

Jack tried to sucker punch Jon, got Israeled by Jon and he is now paralyzed from the neck down.

by Gnomeowar December 27, 2023

Israeled

To Be a light unto the nations

You have done such a beautiful deed. You've been Israeled

by A Yid December 27, 2023

Israeled

When someone steals something, says that they can share it, then permanently takes it.And when you try to get it back, they kill you.

"Man, you can't believe what happened to me at the restaraunt today.A random person stole my seat then hit me with a glass when I tried to get it back. "Bro, you just got israeled" "Frrr"

by Middy Giddy February 1, 2024

Israel

When you borrow someones property in order to claim it as your own

My sister Israeled my charger

by iDontTrustYou June 10, 2024

Israeled

When you come back home and someone has taken and ruined it, so you get in, start to fix the place up, and they keep attacking you for it, so you fight back and consistently win.

Jewish people returning to their native homeland, to provide a shelter for world Jews and rehabilitate the land from centuries of abuse at the hands of Roman and Arab colonialists.

When you invite your neighbors to coexist peacefully but have to defend yourself by any means necessary because neighbor continues their genocidal aggression.

Are you ok?
Yeah...I just got Israeled, but I'll be aright. I just need to practice more self-defense for the next time they try.
Why? Need help?
Yeah, I do. I'm surrounded by jihadist neighbors.

by breathyful January 28, 2024