Israel

A country that was terrorized by evil Palestinians AKA Hamas on October 7th 2023.

Did you know that Palestine kidnapped and killed over 1k people in Israel?

by ilikeorangesandbananas September 15, 2024

Israeled

When you start a fight with someone and they beat the shit out of you, you got Israeled. Similar to fucking around and finding out.

I shoved this little guy out of my way at a concert, and he ended up beating the fuck out of me — I got Israeled.

by FAFO Officer January 24, 2024

Israel

1. A country in the middle east. It rightfully belongs where it is because of the first jews settling in Canaan, where Israel is.
2. To steal from somebody and never give anything back. A good prank to pull on your nemesis tbh

Guy 1: I love Israel
Guy 2: kys
Guy 1: Ok

Sharif: Yo bruh I just took Brendan’s bed
Arnold: Damn bro you just Israel’d the fuck out of him
Sharif: He’s gonna be so mad lmao

(Later…)

Brendan: YO WHO THE FUCK TOOK MY DAMN BED!?
Sharif and Arnold: HAH! GET ISRAEL’D!

by LHInotShaggy November 22, 2023

Israeled

Achieving amazing results given the surrounding environment.

It was really windy, but Bill still Israeled the ski course.

by anonymous January 17, 2024

Israeled

Actively being cleansed of terrorists while delibrately avoiding civilian casualties.

After a long debate, our leaders chose that all the countries in the region harboring terrorists, must be 'Israeled'.

by LEBANESE-visionary January 10, 2024

Israeled

It's what happens when you decided to share something you own with your downtrodden friend who's getting beaten up by a big bully. Then that friend beats the crap out of you, takes the thing you decided to share and then tells everyone how you're trying to steal his property.

Spongebob: this chocolate bar is mine, you ate yours."
Patrick: You took my only food, now I'm gonna starve.
Narrarator: Spongebob just got Israeled.

by Terries December 26, 2023

Israeled

When you are living somewhere for centuries and your cousins peacefully move in without stealing anything and the "non-cousins" declare war on you — and then you (regrettably) fuck them up. QQ

Dont declare war on civilians or you"ll get Israeled.

Omar: im about to go blow those cousins up.
Syeed: careful not to get Israeled, Omar.

Muhammad: I wish we chose peace in '48 because getting Israeled and the Nakba sucked.

by whenyoucauseyourownsuffering December 27, 2023