Human fridge

A unit of a human that causes exacerbation and distress to colleagues and other unfortunate humans of which it chooses to interact. Commonly referred to as a tank or big old slut, the human fridge is one of which should be avoided at all costs. Nothing comes good of the human fridge.

I hate the human fridge

by NewyIsMassiv March 14, 2017

fridge love

1) falling in love with someone who you lost contact with already
2) accepting one's feelings for another after they can not be returned
3) realizing a fridge confession and developing feelings for that person in hindsight

Seven years after a fridge confession I got a break down as I developed a fridge love for a girl I will probably never meet again.

by lonarlunatic September 8, 2010

Fridge clit

The little thing that makes your lightblub go on and off when you open the door

She pushed in the fridge clit and the lightbulb went off

by Crazylady420 September 21, 2013

Fridge giggling

To have inhaled a large amount of food from the refridgerator while randomly pausing to laugh. After a day/ night of continuously drinking huge amounts of alcohol.

After Cortney finished binge drinking for the night she stumbled to the fridge and started grabing handfuls of food shoving it in her mouth and all you could see was her head pop up from the door for a fridge giggle. Then continued breathing in the food. Fridge giggling.

by burlypig June 12, 2011

Fridge Raider

Someone who eats most of his meals directly from the fridge without heating or cooking it

My husband is a fridge raider it's just so annyoing

by Hotworder August 21, 2020

fridge you

when homie does something sucky wucky, but you still bing chilling

hey, that was my Sprite Cranberry, fridge you

by twebfrfr January 16, 2023

Fridge laps

Trying every alcoholic drink in the fridge at the bar until you either do a full lap or pass out

Me and drongo played fridge laps last week I got so shit faced I fucked a tranny

by Drink baileys out of a shoe March 19, 2019