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The Morning After

The time when a girl who has had some of the best sex in her life wakes up, puts her hand in her hair, gives it a little fluff, then places her hand betwen her legs and begins to play with herself thinking about the slam that went between her thighs the night before

Also: The time when a girl who has had some of the worst sex in her life wakes up with one of the biggest scowls on her face, angry about the night before, looks at the person next to her, contemplates spitting and then gets up to leave to go play with herself to make up for the night of horrid playtime the night before
The Morning After, Jennette woke up after her night of wild sex with Ricky, looked at his beautiful sleeping face, smilled, layed back down and placed her fingers in her folds and marveled at the wetness that still residing and was still happening

Carla woke up after her night of horrid sex with James and ran to the bathroom and pulled out a dildo LOL
by MeanFaceGrrrrrr11 December 27, 2010
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early morning

2 hours after you wake up. No mater what time you woke up.
"dude! its noon already"
"what? no! its still early morning"
"..."
"I woke up an hour ago"
by thatgirlthatlivesinqatar December 31, 2011
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morning goo

When a girl wakes up and shes wet. Therefore she has morning goo. The Female version of morning wood. Can be a result of various causes such as a sexual dream or just going to bed horny.
Janet woke up with morning goo after dreaming about Hank from the gym.
by MorningWood69 August 10, 2009
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Morning Erection

Something that makes me wanna cum when I wake up
I keep getting morning erections and end up having cum all over my cock
by SingleForeverTW July 13, 2021
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Morning Fog

Two known examples

1. Morning fog relates to the North Carolina Appalachian mountainous region around Asheville. Clouds forming a fog in the mountains valleys in the morning hours are quite beautiful while drinking a coffee.

2. Jerking off into your sleeping partners eye’s without waking them in the morning. Forming a fog like glaze in their morning vision.
“I love the Asheville area cause of the Morning Fog”

“I gave her/him the Morning Fog”

“Jesus! I can’t see ! I got Morning Fog in my eyes
by Ghost Face Khilla November 26, 2020
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morning pizza

Ya know when ya have spare pizza from the party and you save it for brekkie the next morning? Well that’s morning pizza. Suck it bitch
Can 4 pizzas do we can have spare morning pizza
by maeandjoearethebest July 26, 2019
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Morning Brain

When you first wake up and you are stupider than normal.
Dude, I can’t do that right now I got morning brain.
by Yo Mama Like Me January 4, 2021
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