Shit sheets

Toilet paper.

We need to buy more shit sheets

by Wicked Mainah July 26, 2016

Wetlands in the sheets

When you’re cuddling in bed and tell a joke, your girl laughs so hard she gets the bed soaked

I was telling my girl all.about cumslaps next think you know she's laughing so hard it was wetlands in the sheets!

by Ammo4u March 9, 2023

Sheet sneeze

Another phrase for ejaculating while in bed

Holy shorts randy you just sheet sneezed in Blake’s bed how do you feel?

by Kaidonado March 16, 2020

Frolic in the sheets

Have sex, bump uglies, fornicate

Hey babe, wanna frolic in the sheets?

by SppecialEd July 9, 2019

purple sheet

£20, in the UK. £20 notes are a purple sort of colour and are printed on a sheet of paper/cotton therefore called purple sheet or purple note

Buyer: How much are these garms?
Seller: £25
Buyer: I'll give your purple sheet

by Pippathecat June 1, 2014

what the sheet

Idk just saying shit you like fuck you so yeah well kinda like saying it in a more polite way

Marie: ah shit here we go again

Quinlie: what the sheet dont curse
Marie: sheet you too little fu-i meann nvm

by Twisted_nxrve July 1, 2019

Ground sheet

1) a sheet made of water resistant material that can be lain on the ground to keep you dry

2) a military chick, most often in the army, that sleeps around with guys during field excersises

1) I laid my ground sheet down because the grass it was wet.

2) Shit, Sara is such a ground sheet. She fucked just about every guy during that week long ex.

by til880 May 18, 2010