Israel

A country that was terrorized by evil Palestinians AKA Hamas on October 7th 2023.

Did you know that Palestine kidnapped and killed over 1k people in Israel?

by ilikeorangesandbananas September 15, 2024

Israeled

When someone fucks around, and then finds out harder than he could ever imagine.

Jack tried to sucker punch Jon, got Israeled by Jon and he is now paralyzed from the neck down.

by Gnomeowar December 27, 2023

Israeled

When you start a fight with someone and they beat the shit out of you, you got Israeled. Similar to fucking around and finding out.

I shoved this little guy out of my way at a concert, and he ended up beating the fuck out of me — I got Israeled.

by FAFO Officer January 24, 2024

Israeled

When you are living somewhere for centuries and your cousins peacefully move in without stealing anything and the "non-cousins" declare war on you — and then you (regrettably) fuck them up. QQ

Dont declare war on civilians or you"ll get Israeled.

Omar: im about to go blow those cousins up.
Syeed: careful not to get Israeled, Omar.

Muhammad: I wish we chose peace in '48 because getting Israeled and the Nakba sucked.

by whenyoucauseyourownsuffering December 27, 2023

israel

israel is a handsome boy, smart he would do anything for a person to smile he makes everyone laugh but in the inside he is depressed tired of life suicidal and he cares about people he just doesn't cares about himself.

israel is a amazing friend

by noquemacuhh. November 20, 2023

Israeled

Actively being cleansed of terrorists while delibrately avoiding civilian casualties.

After a long debate, our leaders chose that all the countries in the region harboring terrorists, must be 'Israeled'.

by LEBANESE-visionary January 10, 2024

Israeled

The ability to help the world with inventions that the world needs such as navigation, cell phones, medical help including medicine, etc. All of this done while maintaining democracy.

You allowed me to stop using landline by inventing the cell phone? You israeled it

by ChosenToFightAlternativeFacts December 27, 2023