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Israeled

When you are living somewhere for centuries and your cousins peacefully move in without stealing anything and the "non-cousins" declare war on you — and then you (regrettably) fuck them up. QQ
Dont declare war on civilians or you"ll get Israeled.

Omar: im about to go blow those cousins up.
Syeed: careful not to get Israeled, Omar.

Muhammad: I wish we chose peace in '48 because getting Israeled and the Nakba sucked.
by whenyoucauseyourownsuffering December 27, 2023
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Israeled

When a country is the only democratic country in the Middle East that allows Christian’s, Muslims, and Jews to pray and live peacefully. Often even using their own resources to treat and help terrorists that indiscriminately attack and kidnap civilians. They send leaflets before attacking terrorists to protect their own people. It is the only nation standing in the war of another genocide that Hamas and other racist groups want.

Some history…

Israel was the Jewish homeland at least 1000 years before Islam was even created.

The word Palestine was first used by Hadrian and renamed it after he killed many Jews that lived in the area.

Historically philistines that lived in Palestine were Greeks not Arabs.

Before 1948 Jews lived in Israel and attacks on Jews existed before Israel. One example is Hebron massacres which happened in Israel.

1948 Israel accepted a two state solution, the Arabs didn’t and wanted to commit a crime against humanity in the form of a genocide. Every war since has been initiated and lost by the Arabs.
They saved those peoples lives that are horrible people, they had compassion and they Israeled. To go above and beyond
by Aussie88 January 10, 2024
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Israeled

The ability to help the world with inventions that the world needs such as navigation, cell phones, medical help including medicine, etc. All of this done while maintaining democracy.
You allowed me to stop using landline by inventing the cell phone? You israeled it
by ChosenToFightAlternativeFacts December 27, 2023
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Israeled

Actively being cleansed of terrorists while delibrately avoiding civilian casualties.
After a long debate, our leaders chose that all the countries in the region harboring terrorists, must be 'Israeled'.
by LEBANESE-visionary January 10, 2024
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Israeled

Achieving amazing results given the surrounding environment.
It was really windy, but Bill still Israeled the ski course.
by anonymous January 17, 2024
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Israel has the right to defend itself

A generic phrase meant to silence any valid criticism or even simply perceived criticism of Israels methods with regards to Palestinians and Palestine as a whole. The question is… How can a “defending” nation be making territorial gains?
Concerned Human: “So many innocent Palestinian children have died from IDF bombardments…”

Israeli shill: “Israel has the right to defend itself.”
by Kind Scholar October 22, 2023
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israel

Someone with this name will be one of the smartest most kind and funny people you’ll met. If you don’t wanna be somewhere he’ll light up the room.If i’m having a bad day just hearing his voice helps. He’s not one that will open up to just anyone. But it don’t show he will show up with a smile and leave with everyone smiling!
Blank: “I really don’t wanna be here today”

*israel js yapping to he’s friends*
then by the end of the day we leave smiling
by ells65$$$$ April 26, 2025
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