Israeled

When a country is in need of technical assistance often for the purpose of saving lives Israel will dispatch specialized help in order to aid them.

Turkey was Israeled last July when The Israel Defense Forces (IDF) Homefront Command dispatched the 150-person search-and-rescue team to Adana to help rescue and assist earthquake victims there.

by anonymous June 3, 2024

Israeled

It's what happens when you decided to share something you own with your downtrodden friend who's getting beaten up by a big bully. Then that friend beats the crap out of you, takes the thing you decided to share and then tells everyone how you're trying to steal his property.

Spongebob: this chocolate bar is mine, you ate yours."
Patrick: You took my only food, now I'm gonna starve.
Narrarator: Spongebob just got Israeled.

by Terries December 26, 2023

Israeled

When someone asks to share something with you and then claims that it is his own property

After he got inside my car to get him to someplace he israeled me by kicking me out of my car and he then said to me "get out of my car"

by Global Dictionary 2030 December 26, 2023

Israeled

The act of taking an underdeveloped asset and turning it into a real-life miracle against all odds.

- Wow, this little old trinket has really been Israeled! I want it so much right now I could kill for it!

by NotEverEver December 29, 2023

Israeled

When someone fucks around, and then finds out harder than he could ever imagine.

Jack tried to sucker punch Jon, got Israeled by Jon and he is now paralyzed from the neck down.

by Gnomeowar December 27, 2023

Israeled

To Be a light unto the nations

You have done such a beautiful deed. You've been Israeled

by A Yid December 27, 2023

Israeled

When you come back home and someone has taken and ruined it, so you get in, start to fix the place up, and they keep attacking you for it, so you fight back and consistently win.

Jewish people returning to their native homeland, to provide a shelter for world Jews and rehabilitate the land from centuries of abuse at the hands of Roman and Arab colonialists.

When you invite your neighbors to coexist peacefully but have to defend yourself by any means necessary because neighbor continues their genocidal aggression.

Are you ok?
Yeah...I just got Israeled, but I'll be aright. I just need to practice more self-defense for the next time they try.
Why? Need help?
Yeah, I do. I'm surrounded by jihadist neighbors.

by breathyful January 28, 2024