Rolfe, Iowa

It’s a small town in the middle of nowhere Iowa, and is relatively close to both Spencer and Fort Dodge Iowa. Not much else to say. Kinda boring ngl

Rolfe, Iowa is a small town of 500 ppl.

by Anonymous#28_4 June 26, 2023

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Iowa dildo

When a cob of corn is used as a dildo

I gave my little brother an Iowa Dildo for his 10th birthday

by Big man Big Balls June 10, 2024

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Postville Iowa

A Joint rolled with the thickness of a cigar. Must contain at least 4 filters, 2 papers, and 3 different strains.

Hey Ian, you should come over to my place this weekend so we can smoke this Postville Iowa!

by Sman927 August 8, 2024

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Marshaltown Iowa

Full of train tracks, wannabe gangsters, and the whole town stinks because of a JBS pork processing plant.

Marshaltown Iowa is worse than all of Ohio.

by Travon the 3rd April 2, 2025

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An orgy that takes place in the mid west with 13 men and 2 women where they insert a jar of pickles up your rectum then proceed to masturbate with it two at a time, then you put the feces of another member up your own ass, then everyone has a pillow fight naked and oiled up.

Who should we invite to the Iowa cornstalk party?

by glenn quagmire_ May 28, 2025

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Iowa Eyes

Also Iowa Lamps or Greenhorns. The way rural newcomers and persons from the provinces stare for prolonged periods of time at urban dwellers, usually with a disbelieving, gawky incredulity. The gaze predictably derives not only from the usual unfamiliarity with the pace, rhythms and protocols of city life, but also an unmistakable unlettered and unsophisticated countenance and temperament.

Sari and I tend to avoid certain urban attractions moreso in the summer than other times of the year. Places like the arcade, central fountain and the boardwalk are simply not pleasurable with all those largely rural, out-of-town tourists out and about. They tend to stare at the locals with those Iowa Eyes or Lamps as if we were circus freaks or zoo animals.

by Virgin Suicides April 4, 2024

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