Heinz

ketchup. catch up.

"It's been so long! We should grab coffee and Heinz!"

by daleusional April 20, 2017

heingrenade

Another name for Heineken beer since they are so common.

Sorry bro I've only got a heingrenade that cool?

by zkpilot July 28, 2017

Heinous

When something or someone is utterly odious or wicked.

When you toke the last drag of a cigarette and it turns out to be the filter - Heinous

by Ben Heinous Pearce October 12, 2018

Heinreich

He tells you to deceive him however you would like. He says for you to use your imagination. He has a special subject

Man, that Heinreich boi supports my imagination!

by crazy poor Asian December 7, 2018

Heinz 57 Method

1. The scientific way to get ketchup out of an old style Heinz bottle

2. The preferred way to jerk-off or give a handy to an old man. Using Newton’s Law of Viscosity the handjob giver influences the fluid flow at a speed proportional to the force applied to it.

Both involve the following two-handed jig process:

Shake vigorously enough so that the solid particles unsettle. Next, turn upside down and thrust with both hands downwards at high speeds. This should help move the sauce into the neck, which is particularly important if your client is old and empty. Lastly, turn upright and karate-chop gently at the nape... careful as the sauce is guaranteed to flow!

Handjobs were preferred by Robert Kraft, and to no one's surprise, his Masseuse used the Heinz 57 Method which had his sauce gushing out in seconds.

by b_ats February 22, 2019

Heinous

Absurdly blacked out.

Yo bro, DLane was heinous last night. He sprinted out the front door of Nic’s house and shattered his wood fence.

Let’s get heinous with the fellas for the baseball game and lay down some offensive chirps.

by dugoutdegen March 7, 2021

Heinous

Used by a big dick cuzzo that has an addiction to chocolate rice cakes and has an Italian friend that hates fat people.

"That pump was heinous"
"Those chocolate rice cakes are heinous"

by LGD-3033 March 22, 2021