Woo-Woo's pet monkey. Klaus loves to hump people's legs. He is also very sensitive and will start crying if you even breathe funny. Gill likes to pick bugs from his fur and shove them in his poopchute.
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Synonyms are “unicorn shit”; “fairy farts”
Synonyms are “unicorn shit”; “fairy farts”
Geoff’s was going through a hard a time, but as all his friend know, he always walks through hummingbird queef.
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Hummingbird moments are when you enjoy a brief moment of pleasure after suffering a lot. Then you will suffer a lot before having your next hummingbird moment.
Guy 1: Aw man <insert girl name> just broke up with me
Guy 2: Your next hummingbird moment is when you fuck <insert other girl's name>
Guy 2: Your next hummingbird moment is when you fuck <insert other girl's name>
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Get the New York hummingbird mug."Tonya gave me a hummincum before work today, and damn near made me late getting in here!"
"I can't hear you...I gave Stephanie a hummincum last night, and when she came, she boxed my ears with her thighs!"
"I can't hear you...I gave Stephanie a hummincum last night, and when she came, she boxed my ears with her thighs!"
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