human roomba

That thing of when you put a midget on a skateboard and it slides around the floor eating garbage. Also known as a "hoomba/humba".

The hottest clubs in New York have rooms full of human roombas.

by GamerGirlCheez July 26, 2012

human intelligence

Something teachers make up for you to learn when they have nothing planned.

What's the homework?
Human intelligence.
Oh. Darn.

by yardbirdsmith March 8, 2017

Childs For Humanity

A group of individuals who support other human beings as long as they do not go against the Childs For Humanity group. Childs For Humanity supports all people and never hate on other beings. We support race, species, color, religion, and anything at all as long as you support the Childs For Humanity code.

Jamal: Yo Romeo have you heard of Childs For Humanity?
Romeo: Yes I've heard it's a group of people who support others!
Tyrese: Childs For Humanity sucks, I am a Vato Loco.
Romeo: We do not tolerate people who go against us!

by Stalkingz October 12, 2018

human chode

a person who is wider than he is tall

robert is a human chode

by rotaboy November 6, 2006

faith in humanity

What is lost whenever you watch one of jake paul’s videos

Me before watching jake paul: I love life
Me after watching jake paul: I lost my faith in humanity. Fuck everything

by Dubiks January 14, 2019

human fannypack

That thing where a midget hangs around your waist and carries your driver's license in his mouth.

"Jim, wanna go to that new club, SPAHCY?"
"Yeah, Tom. Let me get my human fannypack."

by Applefran October 3, 2013

Human Resources

If a company is a house, then Human Resources is the septic tank; all the shit goes there. Human Resources, better known as HR, is the lowest place in a corporation's hierarchy, although they make themselves important by gaining the ability to control who works and who doesn't. To be a success in HR one must lose all trace of humanity and become a robot (becoming a whore is also advisable.) To paraphrase Willie Nelson,"mommas, dont let your babies grow up to be HR drones, don't let 'em be robots or whores or sluts, make 'em be robbers or car thieves and such....."

when i was a child, i thought like a child, but when i grew up and started working in Human Resources, i knew i had lost my soul, and to appease my new gods i fired my best friend, my girlfriend, my brother, an Iraqi war veteran with a silver star and a distinguished service cross, and the guy who saved me from drowning when i was a kid. what a good day's work!!

by earpuller December 2, 2010