hooker knees

The banged up, bruised and unsightly knee of a hooker.

Street Walkin' Mary has the worst hooker knees. She can never be a model.

by Csheridan December 29, 2007

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Russian hooker

A person who may have achieved a great deal in his/her lifetime, but still wets the bed.

Donald Trump was late to his meeting again this morning. He said he was up all night tweeting but I know that man a Russian hooker.

by Sonne:Doof February 1, 2017

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Asian hooker

they'll do what you want...

"Come, you asian hooker! Lemme stuff this peanut butter down you!"
...."Yes, master."

by dabadabadabadabadaba January 24, 2011

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Hooker Tooth

A nigger so low class you cant even call him a nigger.

Hey, bro, check out that hooker tooth over there talking to sweet puddin gigolo. aw man what a hooker tooth! Stop stealing mah shit, hooker tooth!

by pseudonym is my name! July 23, 2010

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Variation of the "trucker bomb." A projectile spent rubber. While it need not be filled with baby-batter and fresh from a hooker's mudflaps, the following criteria must be met: it must be a condom, the reservoir must be filled with some sort of suggestible fluid, and it must be tied off. Also, the tosser should yell "HOOKER BOMB!" before throwing it at some unsuspecting bystander. The person throwing the hooker bomb should avoid condoms with spermicide if he wishes to write something on said bomb a la "Fat Man" or "Big Boy."

Oh man, that "hooker bomb" had AIDS written all over it. With a sharpie marker.

by Sam-Rod March 7, 2007

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hooker lips

When wearing lipstick, the color often wears off most quickly on the portion of the lips closest to the mouth (particularly after eating or drinking). This is called "hooker lips," as a similar effect can occur when performing oral sex on a man.

You need to put on more lipstick - you have hooker lips!

by Albert VF September 18, 2008

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