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No Hetero

Said to cancel out an ambiguously heterosexual (straight) comment. Can be used by people of all sexual orientations.
1. Girl: Billy and I were holding hands last night, no hetero.
2. Boy: That dress makes her boobs look real perky, no hetero though.
by Lil' Berry February 18, 2008
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heteroflexible

A person who enjoys sex with both male & females but considers themself heterosexual in the sense that they do not relate with the same sex for an emotional relationship like a bi-sexual could. Heteroflexible is a heterosexual person that is beyond the bi-curious stage but would never engage in an emotional relationship with the same sex.
I like the fact that my wife is heteroflexible, she really likes girls as an appeitizer before she's ready for the main course!
by Terri & Dan November 17, 2007
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heatherd

giving oral sex when partner is on the phone.
when useing the phone your girl gives you oral sex like heather you say ive just been heatherd
by little sparrow February 23, 2008
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Horny Heather

Girl who is amazingly hot Gives Boner Boy a boner in a matter of 0.05 seconds. She is Soooo Horny All the time
Horny Heather & Boner Boy did it on the Mats at their high school, because she is so horny and now they are Legends.....BITCHES!!
by Boner Boy44 May 1, 2005
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Heatherism

A 'Heatherism' is when you get mad or upset that people are being distant on texting, etc. and then a week later you find out they had a legitimate reason and then you feel guilty.

Also defined as the act of over overassuming people are distant or do not like you, and jumping to conclusions, only to quickly find out you are wrong.
A person who sends a text message only saying "okay," sending a person into instant over analyzation mode, would be considered a "Heatherism."
by PlainJane27 April 21, 2010
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Heather-y

A smart and funny kind of girl with tons of friends that care about her more then she knows. Even though she doesn't like to talk about things she has plenty of people that are there for her. She's also the kind of person to deny compliments on her appearance frequently. But, she is luffed.
You're Heather-y but i luff ya for it.
by thatnigthatluffsu December 28, 2010
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heather

the most hilarious, amazing, kindest person. she usually has big blue eyes and long blonde hair. she loves herself, and rightfully so! you can trust a heather with anything. when yout find a heather she will be your best friend forever
I've finally found my heather!
by itsverysecretsorry October 14, 2013
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