Anal herpes

When you get so butthurt it periodically flares back up again.

Bro, your butthurt over losing the pottery contest has turned into full blown anal herpes

by comradegrizzly December 26, 2021

Fist Herpes

Herpes on your fingers and hand area. Caused from fisting an anus or vagina with herpes.

My girlfriend and I were trying some kinky shit - I was fisting her anus. I did not realize she had had anal sex with another man, who had given her herpes, and as I fisted her, I contracted Fist Herpes.

by SuckAChode November 5, 2013

Gentle herpes

Minor form of herpes that only affects university boys who bang cuties

I was about to smash this guy vince but they he told me he had Gentle herpes

by Asssbucket December 9, 2018

Fool's herpes

When you have a pimple on your mouth.

Bob: god damnit! I've got Fool's herpes on my mouth right before my date with Susie!

by my name is hammy August 26, 2017

MC Herpes

MC Herpes is a widely acclaimed up and coming rapper from the streets of Chicago who is best known for his clever bars and undefeated rap battle record within the Chicago high school community. His most renowned rap battle victory came at the expense of a Jones College Prep student who went by the name of "elbow", before committing suicide after an onslaught of roasts from MC Herpes compelled him to do so. Many Chicago insiders consider him to be the next Chief Keef, due to the fact that Sosa came up from an almost identical Chicago high school rapping background as Herpes.

Person 1: "aye foe were you at MC Herpes's last rap battle?"

Person 2: "Hell yeah, he baked the nigga so bad he killed himself"

by Urban_Dick69 September 8, 2016

MC Herpes

MC Herpes is a widely acclaimed up and coming rapper from the streets of Chicago who is best known for his clever bars and undefeated rap battle record within the Chicago high school community. His most renowned rap battle victory came at the expense of a Jones College Prep student who went by the name of "elbow", before committing suicide after an onslaught of roasts from MC Herpes compelled him to do so. Many Chicago insiders consider him to be the next Chief Keef, due to the fact that Sosa came up from an almost identical Chicago high school rapping background as Herpes.

Person 1: "aye foe were you at MC Herpes's last rap battle?"

Person 2: "Hell yeah, he baked the nigga so bad he ended up killing himself"

by Urban_Dick69 September 8, 2016

situational herpes

The only kind of herpes that isn't truly permanent. This is the worst type of herpes that women typically use to get out of situations that make them feel uncomfortable or may even prevent them from gaining any real STD. Keep in mind this is not truly having herpes, only pretending to have herpes.

"Me and my friend have situational herpes, go away."

"I used to have a lot of unprotected goat sex at Clay-Chalkville high school, now I have situational herpes."

by J Self November 27, 2011