The act of taking a shit so tremendous, either in the toilet or on a bed, that you don't need to poop for at least a day.
by WeOuttaHere July 30, 2025
Get the Amber Heardmug. by White Boy Carl May 24, 2023
Get the Lloyd Heardmug. by Stace1972 October 19, 2023
Get the Amber Heardmug. You: I saw a herd of cows today.
Me: You saw a what?!
You: HERD --- herd of cows.
Me: Of COURSE I've heard of cows --- I wasn't born in a cave or backwoods cabin, y'know!
Me: You saw a what?!
You: HERD --- herd of cows.
Me: Of COURSE I've heard of cows --- I wasn't born in a cave or backwoods cabin, y'know!
by QuacksO February 17, 2020
Get the heard of cowsmug. Someone who realizes the public knows they turd the bed and wants to deny and cover it up… with both sheets and lawyers hired from wish.
She showed just how poorly her acting was and even looked like she was straining on the stand after all the world discovered she is a Heard Burglar.
by LightFoe May 24, 2022
Get the Heard Burglarmug. Girl 1: I heard from a friend of a friend
Me: That dick was a 10 outta 10
*We both start doin the dance
Me: That dick was a 10 outta 10
*We both start doin the dance
by wandamaximoffismilfhornyslut March 29, 2022
Get the i heard from a friend of a friendmug. "Yo man you ready for the club? ... yeah man, just lemme *Heard* real quick."
"Been hearding all morning and my ass is sore"
"I headed the bed last night"
Heard/hearding
"Been hearding all morning and my ass is sore"
"I headed the bed last night"
Heard/hearding
by MusicGuy275 May 29, 2022
Get the Heard/heardingmug.