gabe is harry potter

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gabe is harry potter

by TherealSouthParkCreatorFR February 23, 2022

autistic harry potter

Autistic Harry Potter is an annoying ass joke that is only used when one is too fuckin stupid to think of something original or intelligent

Pussy: Whatever Autistic Harry Potter

Intellectual: Yo that's a dead ass joke and you should probably put more effort in

by anonymous April 14, 2020

Reading Harry Potter

Code phrase for smoking pot. Used when around uptight parents and other authority figures.

Kid #1: Hey man, what are you doing tonight?
Kid #2: Oh I'll be reading Harry Potter.
Kid #1: Niiiice.

by emily&emma January 12, 2010

Harry Potter

A guy's hairy "O" ring.

If Keith keeps screwing with me I'm gonna shove a steel pipe up his Harry Potter.

by Harry Pockets August 2, 2008

harry potter's penis

It's fucking huge. Like, I mean it. Have you seen that thing?

Harry Potter's penis once opened the Chamber of Secrets. That cunt.

by not kirbyrocks January 19, 2008

Harry Potter Dyke

A lesbian, usually but not limited to over 30 years old that has dark hair, cut short with bangs and worn in an extremely unstylish manor. Often wearing boring clothes with little color and conservative lines these women have the appearance of a young Harry Potter.

Hey did you see that chick, she looks like a Harry Potter Dyke?!

by Deaner Beaner November 25, 2006

Harry Potter

A book/film series published by British author J.K Rowling and directed by David Yates, often flamed by illiterate bastards and tween fangirls that enjoy Twilight, although it is more well-written, neatly punctuated, and has a better storyline than Twilight.

Tween: OMG TWILIGHT ROX!!!!!!!!!!111!11ONE HARRY POTTER SUX!!!!!!!!!!111

Harry Potter fan: Lovely.

by Someone who loves Harry Potter June 21, 2011