Harris

A retarded retard who thinks he's funny but he isn't...which is quite embarrassing. Most of the time he stays indoors, but once in a blue moon his two retard spastic idiot mates will pick him up and go to micky ballsacks. He is also a homosexual faggot who likes suckin of streetwalkers. his hair follicles are very demented, he smells like a retard dickhead and he eats food.

Pete: "Yo look at that guy over there, he probs thinks he's funny."
Jai: "Yeh, he looks like the type of guy to suck off a streetwalker imo."
Theo: "He probably smells like a retard dickhead too."
Adam: "I agree completely! what a fucking retard...He is most likely a Harris."

by MikeSebastion October 29, 2018

Harris

The sort of cunty person who would go around to his ex’s house to play Mario kart but then cheats on you and moves on 3 months later.

Don’t do a harris, you’ll be the ultimate fuck up.

by M..a. September 16, 2018

HARRY

A guy who loves to party. He likes football and it’s british. Loves to play Fortnite and loves getting into fights. Harry also is funny and definitely not smart

Bob: Weres Harry
Sandra:In that fight over there
Harry: Kim John un is my brother
Police: Your under arrest for underage drinking
Bob: How much to bail him out.
Sandra:£2.50 and a packet of quavers

by MR.DEFULT September 27, 2018

Harrie

Someone who stans Harry Styles and may or may not favour him over the other 1D members.

You say you stan Louis but you’re honestly such a Harrie!

by StreamGolden November 20, 2020

Harri

A fluff ball turned hard protruding from the anus.

OMG! You can see that harri from outside the trousers.

by :- 0 December 9, 2008

Harris

A Harris is a friend that you love dearly. She may be a little crazy but she's got your back. Heavy drinking and snacks is the soul of the friendship.

I love you harris.. you're my best friend. Even if your farts stink.

by Crackinlaughin September 3, 2019

harry

harry’s can either be the sweetest, funniest, cutest people (cough cough harry styles or complete arseholes. however both types have great senses of humour and use them very well. all harry’s are very good in bed and undoubtedly have a large body count. this is not always the case, but they are sometimes quite short and have brown hair.

person 1: harry is so hot yet small its kinda cute
person 2: yeah but he’s a complete douche
person 3: the other harry is much sweeter and a very good kisser

person 1: your right

by harrystylesismyhusband April 8, 2020