harper

harper is the coolest boy ever. you will like him as soon as you meet him. he is amazing

harper is cool

by rainbowcreeperYT March 15, 2023

Hagerstown rich

Someone who lives in a nice house.Can afford to pay someone to do repairs on their house and car. Well still being below world wealth. But has no idea what it is like to live on minimum wage and counting change to buy gas.

Joanne gets to eat at the steakhouse two times a week. But since I'm not Hagerstown rich I'm lucky to have hot dogs even once a week.

by Mr Guinea pig May 10, 2023

Lane Hanger

n. A driver that stays in the passing lane without moving over to let faster cars pass by. This driver is married to the cruise control and forces other cars to pass him/her on the inside or outside lane (depending on what part of the world you are from).

Traffic was moving slowly because a lane hanger.

by Captain America Lives October 9, 2007

Chill Harder

What one would say to someone when they are being annoying, mad, or depressed

Guy A: hey bro, we're chilling hard
Guy B: hey man, yeah, lets stay like this.
Girl A: HEY GUYS, i hate the fact that you always say taht.
Guy A and B: CHILL HARDER

by wafflesxcore September 25, 2009

chew harder

when someone says "tough shit," you use this little phrase as a comeback/response/rejoinder.

will: man, i've got to work all day saturday. guess i won't get to go to the ballgame with you guys.
bill: aw, tough shit.
will: REALLY? CHEW HARDER!!!

by earpuller November 21, 2010

gutter hanger

A piece of shit, generally the size of a Christmas light, stuck to your furry ass crack wherein your only recourse is to surgically remove it with your wife's nail clippers.

Wife:. Why do my nail clippers smell like a Taco Bell restroom?
Husband:. I'm not sure. I can tell you with the utmost certainty it's not because I had to clear a nasty gutter hanger.

by Richard Crews December 5, 2017

John Hargrove

A person whose name you use for cover when you accidentally say something disparaging about a particular person in a more-public way than you initially intended - especially when the person in question hears or sees what you say about them.

Person One: "This guy is such a jackass."
Person Two: "Dude, the phone's not on mute!"
Person One: "Umm...yeah, like I was saying, John Hargrove is such a jackass."

by billdcon September 12, 2019