"Morgan paid for a blowjob and got a half-ass handy."
"Kevin did a half-ass handy job of cleaning the car."
"Kevin did a half-ass handy job of cleaning the car."
by Ihatemyjob666 March 20, 2017
by Leitrimcunt September 26, 2020
The Former Guy DOJ official and Federalist Society member, David Morrell, owns a Washington, D.C., house whose tenant, Lauren Handy, got busted storing fetuses in a cooler. reached for comment the woman said "omg they're gonna freak when they find out about my Handy Five-fetus"
by Uncle Joosie April 01, 2022
When your blood cousin sits on her hand until it goes numb to not feel the shame and then begins to stroke your family tree while looking into your eyes.
"I was on my way to wadeshore and welcomed a Harker's Island handy"
by Uncle tickle December 01, 2022
When you get spiked at a gig lose your phone and become compus mentus with the spunk of 5 guys dribbling out
by Andy’s Da October 26, 2022
by Starbaker69 May 21, 2022
When you're horny as a mother fucker and tried your best to find a solution that involves another human being but failed. Ya tried your damndest and finally come to the sad conclusion you've only got one option. Break out the Ol' Handy Dandy and give er. JUST givin er. Classic release when you get that sexy feeling but don't have a bitch (or man meat) kneeling.
by teakayallday July 08, 2018