handle job

You shit on a rolled up newspaper and spackle it underneath the driver's side car door handle so the person has to stick their hand in shit to get in their car.

"On my last day, I'm gonna give my boss' Mercedes a handle job because he is a fuckin' douchebag."

by Wade 4:20 October 11, 2006

Nigger Handle

The handle you see on the steering wheel of an 18 wheeled truck, or large school bus.

WOAH! Luckly he had a nigger handle installed or he wouldnt have been able to make that turn!

by MW's Don Vito February 26, 2009

About as much use as a surfboard with handlebars

An object or person who is completely and utterly worthless

- My bloody computer crashed again last night and I couldn't send those important emails

- Yeah, sounds like that thing is about as much use as a surfboard with handlebars

by Brammo September 24, 2006

handlebars

when the ponytails of a woman are held onto for support and control while hitting her from the back

Anna was wearing her handlebars this morning, which hinted at what she wanted to do later tonight.

by kirkdaddy69 April 26, 2019

Handlebars

Slang term for a Wendy's restaurant, stemming from the fact their spokesmodel, Wendy, has handle bars.

Who wants Handlebars for lunch?

by Dark Horse August 11, 2005

daniel handler

An author who wrote A Series of Unfortunate Events, under the pseudonym Lemony Snicket.

Daniel Handler=Lemony Snicket

by indiaLPC February 6, 2006

Hablah

Combination of Ha and Blah to give an arabic sound and used in the context of "bullshit" or "Yeah right"

Invented by PinoX7

"We need a better form of communication"
"Why not use Xfire?"
"I never heard of Xfire"
"Hablah, every gamer uses it!"

"You got pwned nub"
"Hablah, I was afk"

by PinoX7 August 19, 2009