curly hair

Hair that's not straight.It's much more interesting than simple straight and boring.It can be long or short but ALWAYS fabulous.

Straight hair's pretty much just one kind...but God was graciously creative with us curly heads -Endless wiggly wiggles.Grogeous squiggles.Funky Spirals.Deck Waves.Sunny ringlets.Tossed knots.Lucious Circles.Hip curly fros.Cool Cowlicks.

NOTHING steals the show like curls.Eyes go right toward all that untamed mane.It's totally unique and never out the scene.Gloss it , toss it whatever...wear it with pride.

CurlBomb: "Whys that girl never happy with her curly hair and always shelling major moolah on irons , chemical treaments and all that anti-curl shit?"

DeckWiggle: "Cuz she has major self-acceptance issues and thinks what is sexy is what other people tell her.Prolly grew up watching the pornstar lot who spend an hour tortouring their poor hair into that pin-staright boredoom so they can fit convention better."

CurlBomb : "Why are we totally proud and happy with all that wild curl?"
DeckWiggle : "Cuz nothing can grab attention like a luscious curlbomb.We is self-accepted folk who is blessed with the rarity of curldom"

"In his hands her curls slowly came undone and then sprang back into their vine-like windings.....tendrils that teased him , gorgeous locks that brushed on his skin and made his breath run fast".

by DeckWiggle. August 25, 2006

I don't know if I need a shit or a haircut

Originally Northern Irish, this expression shows confusion. As in:

(1) I'm so drunk I don't know if I need a shit or a haircut!
(2) What the fuck are you talking about?! You don't know if you need a shit or a haircut!

by Bobby8585 July 30, 2008

Study Hair

Similar to sex hair, but it results from hours of running one's hand through their hair due to homework frustration. Study hair is disheveled and often greasy in appearance.

*Walking back to dorm after class and encountering roommate in hallway with their hair everywhere.*

Kane: "...uhh, you getting it with a chick in there? You have some crazy hair going on."

Dave: "I wish. This is just study hair. Today's homework took forever."

by TDYVK September 14, 2011

Guido Hair

Hair that looks greasy and disgusting from having too much product in it and can withstand winds of up to 90 miles an hour without even moving.

Anthony thought his hair was super sweet but what woman wants a man who’s hair could be used as a lethal weapon?

“March your ass upstairs right now and wash that crap out of your hair, no son of mine is leaving this house with Guido Hair.”

by Brett Burkhardt April 27, 2008

hair parasites

one of those dam hairs that random appears on your backpack or clothes for some weird shit you first blame it on the person with the color hair that is closed to you

mikey;how did this get here?? Salvador:chill out it's just one of those hair parasites

by 7uliette_ April 3, 2019

Date hair

Hair that is commonly slicked with a greasy additive and parted in the middle with the hair curling at the end. Used to impress in a date situation or when one is attired with one's "Sunday best."

Ed has nice date hair this evening. Is he going out?

Damn, Joey. That date hair looks like Ricky Ricardo had sex with a wet rat.

by Trihornasaurus April 18, 2005

hair band

A musical ensemble, generally from the 1980s whose most noteworthy asset is their coiffure.

If they wore jeans, sang about girls and beer, and looked like they spent more on their perms than on their instruments...they were probably a hair band.

by balbulican July 14, 2004