When straight male is so afraid to be perceived as homosexual, that he won't eat a banana, a Popsicle or anything phallic in public. He is hyper Hetero.
When I'm driving, I won't eat a banana at a stop-light, because people can see me.
Bro, you're so hyper hetero!
Bro, you're so hyper hetero!
by The Fempire October 24, 2022
Get the Hyper Heteromug. Mentor of the Goon Lineage. speaks in a rather solemn, nonchalant, verbose tone. Even when facing certain death, he continues to speak calmly, showing no sign of hesitation when in any of his gooning sessions. He speaks rather cryptically and often sees those without goons or sign of former gooning techniques in battle as a sign of cowardice, and does not permit them to join or train them in the Goon Lineage.
Hyper: Come, my child. For the Goon Lineage needs you
Yaaph: Never! I do not wish to become one of your ill gooners, for I shall seek higher reasoning and become the Goonmaestro.
Yaaph: Never! I do not wish to become one of your ill gooners, for I shall seek higher reasoning and become the Goonmaestro.
by Yaaph February 14, 2025
Get the Hypermug. I reported my coworker for directly looking me in the eye until he came but the HR he had a severe medical condition called Hyper-cocktrosys
by anonymous January 14, 2022
Get the Hyper-cocktrosysmug. the action of Edging so quickly that the molecules of the atmosphere around the hand disassociate into a plasma which makes control and communication difficult, typically at speeds of Mach 5-25.
by anonymous May 18, 2024
Get the hyper-edgingmug. Hyper bed is a thing where you bring your bf/gf and you get naked and he shoves his cock inside your booty
by Bootyman162 June 14, 2017
Get the hyper bedmug. an illness which is aquirable on Triton by falling into a lake of methane, symptons include: fever, muscle spasms, madness, and then death it is uncureable so it is fatal to gain it
Zoidberg: i hope the men have been taking their hyper-malaria pills
Fransworth: their whah?
Zoidberg: -mimicking the professor- hehehehe its funny like a crazy old man.
But you know what isnt funny? Deadly Tritonian Hyper-Malaria! Just be sure to stay out of methane swamps...
what smells like methane?
Fransworth: their whah?
Zoidberg: -mimicking the professor- hehehehe its funny like a crazy old man.
But you know what isnt funny? Deadly Tritonian Hyper-Malaria! Just be sure to stay out of methane swamps...
what smells like methane?
by garfilbert June 10, 2022
Get the Hyper-malariamug. /hīpər-stôk/ (v.)
Hyper-stalking is a sub-variety of regular stalking. Hyper-stalking goes beyond regular stalking. Hyper-stalking is what someone does when they believe their object of affection truly loves/likes them back, and can be seen as parasocial behaviour on steroids. Hyper-stalkers tend to believe what they're doing is okay and platonic/romantic, and that their 'love'/'friend' is somebody that knows and is okay with their behaviour.
Hyper-stalk, hyper-stalked, hyper-stalks, hyper-stalked.
Hyper-stalking is a sub-variety of regular stalking. Hyper-stalking goes beyond regular stalking. Hyper-stalking is what someone does when they believe their object of affection truly loves/likes them back, and can be seen as parasocial behaviour on steroids. Hyper-stalkers tend to believe what they're doing is okay and platonic/romantic, and that their 'love'/'friend' is somebody that knows and is okay with their behaviour.
Hyper-stalk, hyper-stalked, hyper-stalks, hyper-stalked.
by inluvwithacryptid October 10, 2025
Get the Hyper-stalkmug.